Neg hits ...some textbook examples

[Sir Charles]

LOL. No sht? That would take some cahoonas to start doing that. My God! I'm a nice guy!
I need some help here, fellas.

 

[DeezilWeezil]

ANOTHER ONE TO MAKE YOURSELF LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT...NOT REALLY A NEG HIT TOWARDS THE CHIC...BUT....YOU GET THE IDEA:

"HI, ALLOW MYSELF....TO INTRODUCE MYSELF...."

HAHA CLASSIC!

THAT ACTUALLY MIGHT BE A GOOD OPENER DEPENDING ON THE CHIC! DAMN.


DEEZ

 

[HardCoreby]

Hey thought of a good one tonight when I actually saw this, I didn't say it to her though cuz I didn't feel she deserve to be neg hitted:

"Hey could you smile for a sec, I think I saw a little green thing stuck between your teeth"

 

[comote]

I do not know if this qualifies as a neg hit or not but here goes.
this 8-9 who did not believe in returning phone calls, one night I saw her in the club.
me "hey I lost your number"
her "really"
me " well actually after you did not
return my calls I tore it up and
threw it away"

Incidently these were my nice guy days and I actually got her number again that night.
Ahh, to know then what I have now learned.

 

[SoSuave.com]

Moving to The Archive.

 

[Sun-Tan Superman]

A few i have used

"You know your pretty good looking are u a model already or looking to get into it

her: blush, what ever

If u didnt get it, i was refering to your hands, you could be a hand model"

"Hey, your pretty tall...I like tall women
her: blah blah
are your heels 4 inches or 5 (make sure u check she is wearing heels before u try it"

"her: i broke a nail
go and buy another one"

"you got some nice nails
her: thanks...
are those the 15 dollar ones or the 30 dollar ones"

i am actually thinking of these on the spot....there are so many its COUNTLESS....

 

[Big N]

Sorry guys but the hand modeling thing is the stupidest thing ever. Neghits are compliments that are intended to make a girl insecure. If you tell her she has pretty hands she will think you are the queerest guy she has ever met.

 

[Atratus]

When she does something that attracts attention, like laugh out loud, bend over, says something that turns heads, etc.:
"Look here (hear, hear)! xxxx decides to show us her very best side."

For a little more bite, you could say "wants" or "intends."

 

[Black suit]

More more more! I just used this on two girls: "You WERE so cute before!" And, "...if only you were a bit cuter!"

 

[Hart_House]

"I thought I was a bad dancer. Come closer so you can make me look good."

 

[xj220]

I tried this one the other night on some chick who had a kung fu death grip on her phone and kept texting people (we were in a large group).

"Nice phone, you always spend so much time on it?"