"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Neg hits ...some textbook examples

Sir Charles

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LOL. No sht? That would take some cahoonas to start doing that. My God! I'm a nice guy!
I need some help here, fellas.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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ANOTHER ONE TO MAKE YOURSELF LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT...NOT REALLY A NEG HIT TOWARDS THE CHIC...BUT....YOU GET THE IDEA:

"HI, ALLOW MYSELF....TO INTRODUCE MYSELF...."

HAHA CLASSIC!

THAT ACTUALLY MIGHT BE A GOOD OPENER DEPENDING ON THE CHIC! DAMN.


DEEZ
 

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Hey thought of a good one tonight when I actually saw this, I didn't say it to her though cuz I didn't feel she deserve to be neg hitted:

"Hey could you smile for a sec, I think I saw a little green thing stuck between your teeth"
 

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I do not know if this qualifies as a neg hit or not but here goes.
this 8-9 who did not believe in returning phone calls, one night I saw her in the club.
me "hey I lost your number"
her "really"
me " well actually after you did not
return my calls I tore it up and
threw it away"

Incidently these were my nice guy days and I actually got her number again that night.
Ahh, to know then what I have now learned.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Sun-Tan Superman

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A few i have used

"You know your pretty good looking are u a model already or looking to get into it

her: blush, what ever

If u didnt get it, i was refering to your hands, you could be a hand model"

"Hey, your pretty tall...I like tall women
her: blah blah
are your heels 4 inches or 5 (make sure u check she is wearing heels before u try it"

"her: i broke a nail
go and buy another one"

"you got some nice nails
her: thanks...
are those the 15 dollar ones or the 30 dollar ones"

i am actually thinking of these on the spot....there are so many its COUNTLESS....
 

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Sorry guys but the hand modeling thing is the stupidest thing ever. Neghits are compliments that are intended to make a girl insecure. If you tell her she has pretty hands she will think you are the queerest guy she has ever met.
 

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When she does something that attracts attention, like laugh out loud, bend over, says something that turns heads, etc.:
"Look here (hear, hear)! xxxx decides to show us her very best side."

For a little more bite, you could say "wants" or "intends."
 

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More more more! I just used this on two girls: "You WERE so cute before!" And, "...if only you were a bit cuter!" :D
 

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"I thought I was a bad dancer. Come closer so you can make me look good."
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I tried this one the other night on some chick who had a kung fu death grip on her phone and kept texting people (we were in a large group).

"Nice phone, you always spend so much time on it?"
 
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