"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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need your advice, 2 girls

DamHE

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hi
I've done something bad and I could really use some advice. for the past six months, I've been cheating on my girlfriend of 2 years with some skank who works at a local pharmacy. now I'm not going to show you what she looks like for obvious reasons but my gf is insanely hot. too hot for me, according to everyone who's ever seen us together. this is why I hadn't even considered cheating on her until I met this *****. but to make a long story short, this new girl made it abundantly clear to me that I could do whatever I wanted to her without consequence, and I soon found out that I get off on violence. we've done some pretty cool stuff (I once ass****ed her while holding her head in the toilet until she passed out, then came in her hair, got dressed and left)...

what should i do
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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The head in the toilet and hair part creaped me out. :nervous:

:crackup: Just kidding.

If I were you, I wouldn't worry about it. Your girl finds out so what?
Worst case she'll slap you, maybe throw something and leave you.
No big deal. NEXT. Unless you really care about her forget it.

AND NEVER SAY SHES TOO GOOD FOR YOU.
That's too AFC.
I'm one to talk :D Not.
 

Allurre

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LOL. This has to be the most entertaining post I've read.

She passed out in the toilet? hahahaha.

Dude. Either you continue doing what you got to do, or tighten your moral belt which may lead to a confession with your girl.

It's your destiny. You choose.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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amoka

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...and he is only 15. Imagine what he is capable of doing at 50!
 
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