"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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need your advice, 2 girls

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hi
I've done something bad and I could really use some advice. for the past six months, I've been cheating on my girlfriend of 2 years with some skank who works at a local pharmacy. now I'm not going to show you what she looks like for obvious reasons but my gf is insanely hot. too hot for me, according to everyone who's ever seen us together. this is why I hadn't even considered cheating on her until I met this *****. but to make a long story short, this new girl made it abundantly clear to me that I could do whatever I wanted to her without consequence, and I soon found out that I get off on violence. we've done some pretty cool stuff (I once ass****ed her while holding her head in the toilet until she passed out, then came in her hair, got dressed and left)...

what should i do
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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The head in the toilet and hair part creaped me out. :nervous:

:crackup: Just kidding.

If I were you, I wouldn't worry about it. Your girl finds out so what?
Worst case she'll slap you, maybe throw something and leave you.
No big deal. NEXT. Unless you really care about her forget it.

AND NEVER SAY SHES TOO GOOD FOR YOU.
That's too AFC.
I'm one to talk :D Not.
 
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Allurre

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LOL. This has to be the most entertaining post I've read.

She passed out in the toilet? hahahaha.

Dude. Either you continue doing what you got to do, or tighten your moral belt which may lead to a confession with your girl.

It's your destiny. You choose.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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...and he is only 15. Imagine what he is capable of doing at 50!
 
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