"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Need some help on style.

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DogFashionDisco

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Ok, in case you didn't know, I'm gonna completely change myself over the summer, and come back to school a completely different person. One thing I have trouble with, and I don't mean to sound gay when I say this, is my hair. I have really shaggy, crappy, hair that I want to change. After searching for a bit on something that might look cool on me, I've come up with this:

http://img334.imageshack.us/img334/535/023yr.jpg

:eek:

I dress punk rockish, and I like the style, and if you don't like it well then you can just **** off. This haircut may look really gay to some of you, but to me it's the greatest thing since bottled milk :)cool: ). But that's my problem. I really think it's a cool thing (and I hate to bring back the metrosexual bull****), but I don't want to be ridiculed because of it (ie called a f@g). So an opinion on this would be great. Thanks.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Vincent

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This has been discussed a lot, but I'll just move it to AE and let them decide.
 

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Re: Re: Need some help on style.

Originally posted by GodsGiftToWomen
Yeah that's tight. It's kinda feathery hair..

Here another look that's kinda feathery you may like...

HERE
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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