"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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need sex advice. I literally have it too often my **** is getting quite raw

Shivastorm_88

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I've been seeing this girl for about 1.5months now, steadily, and we see each other roughly every second day. When we do, we always end up having sex, but these are very long sessions (in the range of two hours, foreplay and breaks included. I usually *** two or three times through intercourse, so its quite active)

Problem is, my **** is getting quite raw. Not just the head, but the shaft itself. I'm actually thankful she will get her period today because it'll let me heal up hahah. Do you guys have any lotions you can recommend to help with this problem?

We do not use a condom
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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El Payaso

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You can always fake and pretend like you're sick or be upfront and tell her you're tired and need to rest.
 

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i have had a similar problem, I just told the girl what was up and we had a laugh about it.
 

Shivastorm_88

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El Payaso said:
You can always fake and pretend like you're sick or be upfront and tell her you're tired and need to rest.
Well I'm not exactly tired, nor do I need / want the rest. That's why I was inquiring about any lotion or something else to help the skin heal properly
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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vitamin d capsules, break open and apply a few times a day. best for healing skin
 

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Go to the gym and take gear...you will turn into a raging beast that cannot be stopped by any number of women at the same time, lol
 

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Cumming 3 times during one session? Lol slow down a bit brah everything in moderation.. Youre bangin like a bunny rabbit.
 

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The sex will slow down....unfortunately. As for your ****. Any lotion would be okay, but try to go for the more natural options that don't have a lot of funky stuff. Maybe like tea tree oil?

Honestly i'm surprised it hasn't gotten used to it after like 1.5 months and healed in a way that makes it harder for microabrasions to form
 
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