"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Okay, so I met a chick over the net. She sent me one of your usual slutty-make-up-wonder-bra-perfect-light picture, and I have to say that she looks hot. But I'm trying to stay away from those dreaded "My Space Angels".

These are her measurements :

Height : 5'5 (165 cm)
Weight 150 lbs (69 kg)
Boobs 80F :)


Does that look like your average chick with big boobs, or a fatso?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Centaurion said:
Okay, so I met a chick over the net. She sent me one of your usual slutty-make-up-wonder-bra-perfect-light picture, and I have to say that she looks hot. But I'm trying to stay away from those dreaded "My Space Angels".

These are her measurements :

Height : 5'5 (165 cm)
Weight 150 lbs (69 kg)
Boobs 80F :)


Does that look like your average chick with big boobs, or a fatso?
For her height, she is a bit on the curvier side (a nice healthy "plump") but by no means fat.

Her boobs are quite large. Like larger than Pamela Andersen.

So she gave you all this info? Wow.

Out of curiousity, did you mention how many inches you got there son. ;)

EDIT: I just noticed you said EIGHTY F. Are you sure that's not a typo? Most women run from the 32-36 range (some in the 40s)... BUT 80??? Is that even possible?
 

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OK, my bad. I just googled some stuff up. 80F is the European equivalent of the NA 36F (so she's a triple D).
 

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Cool. Thanks.

I met her at Adult Friend Finder. It's much better than My Space, Facebook etc if you are interested in some monkey love and not everything else.

I think I'll set up a "date" with her tomorrow.
 

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Cool. Thanks.

I met her at Adult Friend Finder. It's much better than My Space, Facebook etc if you are interested in some monkey love and not everything else.

I think I'll set up a "date" with her tomorrow.
Well good luck with that. Just be prepared for a curvy babe. If you are into the skinnies, she is not your type.

As for monkey love, I think I'll pass. :p
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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She will likely be a tad larger than you were hoping. I'd say probably closer to Kelly Osbourne than Kim Kardashian.
 

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Hmmm.... how do you define "curvy"?

For me, this is curvy: http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1249/1220879488_976b9442bf_o.jpg

Would you say that those measurements would correspond with something like in that picture?

This would be a no-go : http://z.about.com/d/plussize/1/7/2/1/-/-/Hammerstein67.jpg
OK with those measurements, she's definitely not a member of the latter group! She's probably more like the first one (with a bit more boobage).

You still haven't answered my question. Does she know how you measure in the penis department?
 

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Cool. I can live with that.

Heh, I thought you were joking with that penis-question, but yes she does!
 

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Well good luck with that. Just be prepared for a curvy babe. If you are into the skinnies, she is not your type.

As for monkey love, I think I'll pass. :p
Curvy??? Oh yeah, round is a curve I guess. :p

I'm guessing she's about a size 14 (or maybe a 16 with that chest) in US measurments.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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WHAT!?

****. I'm not setting up a meeting if she is fat.


On the other hand, I've heard that fat chicks are quite fun in bed. I might just go through with this and report back tomorrow. If I survive that is.
 

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Centaurion said:
WHAT!?

****. I'm not setting up a meeting if she is fat.


On the other hand, I've heard that fat chicks are quite fun in bed. I might just go through with this and report back tomorrow. If I survive that is.
You know, she's going to sense this attitude when you go see her (if she turns out to be on the chubbier side). Pictures can't lie that much.

If you like her picture, then just go on that. If you got weird feelings from looking at the picture, then it may not be a good idea.
 

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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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36F boobs dont come on small girls...you can always send her my way.
 

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I'm afraid she might look like one of these :

http://www.officialdatingresource.com/dating/beware-the-dreaded-myspace-angles-pics/


Yay, I saw the other thread and threw up a little in my mouth. There should be a law against that.

And I'm not afraid that she might sense this 'attitude'. I don't have anything to loose, she has. The c*ck is the prize, not the poon. The only reason I want to meet up with her, is that she comes off as a one freaky/kinky chick. She was pretty detailed about all the stuff she wanted to do to me. And I have to say that it sounds mighty interesting.
 

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TO ALL THE ****ING LURKERS :

Stop sending me ****ing pm's asking about pictures of this girl, you ****ing keyboard-jockey-perverts! God ****ing damnit, turn off your computer and leave your moms basement and experience the real world.

****ing idiots.
 

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This thread is funny :D ! I'll bet you this girl is fat. 150lbs is very heavy for a female only 5'5, and she probably is more than 150 anyway. She's probably closer to 5'4 and 170.
 

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Centaurion said:
Hmmm.... how do you define "curvy"?

For me, this is curvy: http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1249/1220879488_976b9442bf_o.jpg

Would you say that those measurements would correspond with something like in that picture?

This would be a no-go : http://z.about.com/d/plussize/1/7/2/1/-/-/Hammerstein67.jpg
I hope you were joking when you posted the first picture or are you retarded? there is no way this girl is anywhere close to the first pic remember this is a sleazy dating site we are talking about here. This pic is what you are probably getting and curvier.
http://www.officialdatingresource.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/f2.jpg

aaaaaaaaah! centaurion that myspace article scared the hell outta me! so true! i feel like cancelling my myspace right now! no man should go out with a woman on the net before first seeing the photo of her, the whole body not some face angle. Btw why do you get angry for people wanting to see the pic of that hor you are going to go out with? geez it is not like she was your gf! stop acting like if you were being protective over a girlfriend makes you look bad.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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