Need help with chick measurements!

[Centaurion]

Okay, so I met a chick over the net. She sent me one of your usual slutty-make-up-wonder-bra-perfect-light picture, and I have to say that she looks hot. But I'm trying to stay away from those dreaded "My Space Angels".

These are her measurements :

Height : 5'5 (165 cm)
Weight 150 lbs (69 kg)
Boobs 80F


Does that look like your average chick with big boobs, or a fatso?

 

[Purple-Haze]

Okay, so I met a chick over the net. She sent me one of your usual slutty-make-up-wonder-bra-perfect-light picture, and I have to say that she looks hot. But I'm trying to stay away from those dreaded "My Space Angels".

These are her measurements :

Height : 5'5 (165 cm)
Weight 150 lbs (69 kg)
Boobs 80F


Does that look like your average chick with big boobs, or a fatso?

For her height, she is a bit on the curvier side (a nice healthy "plump") but by no means fat.

Her boobs are quite large. Like larger than Pamela Andersen.

So she gave you all this info? Wow.

Out of curiousity, did you mention how many inches you got there son.

EDIT: I just noticed you said EIGHTY F. Are you sure that's not a typo? Most women run from the 32-36 range (some in the 40s)... BUT 80??? Is that even possible?

 

[Purple-Haze]

OK, my bad. I just googled some stuff up. 80F is the European equivalent of the NA 36F (so she's a triple D).

 

[Centaurion]

Cool. Thanks.

I met her at Adult Friend Finder. It's much better than My Space, Facebook etc if you are interested in some monkey love and not everything else.

I think I'll set up a "date" with her tomorrow.

 

[Purple-Haze]

Cool. Thanks.

I met her at Adult Friend Finder. It's much better than My Space, Facebook etc if you are interested in some monkey love and not everything else.

I think I'll set up a "date" with her tomorrow.

Well good luck with that. Just be prepared for a curvy babe. If you are into the skinnies, she is not your type.

As for monkey love, I think I'll pass.

 

[Centaurion]

Hmmm.... how do you define "curvy"?

For me, this is curvy: http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1249/1220879488_976b9442bf_o.jpg

Would you say that those measurements would correspond with something like in that picture?

This would be a no-go : http://z.about.com/d/plussize/1/7/2/1/-/-/Hammerstein67.jpg

 

[IPalindromeI]

She will likely be a tad larger than you were hoping. I'd say probably closer to Kelly Osbourne than Kim Kardashian.

 

[Purple-Haze]

Hmmm.... how do you define "curvy"?

For me, this is curvy: http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1249/1220879488_976b9442bf_o.jpg

Would you say that those measurements would correspond with something like in that picture?

This would be a no-go : http://z.about.com/d/plussize/1/7/2/1/-/-/Hammerstein67.jpg

OK with those measurements, she's definitely not a member of the latter group! She's probably more like the first one (with a bit more boobage).

You still haven't answered my question. Does she know how you measure in the penis department?

 

[Centaurion]

Cool. I can live with that.

Heh, I thought you were joking with that penis-question, but yes she does!

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Well good luck with that. Just be prepared for a curvy babe. If you are into the skinnies, she is not your type.

As for monkey love, I think I'll pass.

Curvy??? Oh yeah, round is a curve I guess.

I'm guessing she's about a size 14 (or maybe a 16 with that chest) in US measurments.

 

[Centaurion]

WHAT!?

****. I'm not setting up a meeting if she is fat.


On the other hand, I've heard that fat chicks are quite fun in bed. I might just go through with this and report back tomorrow. If I survive that is.

 

[Purple-Haze]

WHAT!?

****. I'm not setting up a meeting if she is fat.


On the other hand, I've heard that fat chicks are quite fun in bed. I might just go through with this and report back tomorrow. If I survive that is.

You know, she's going to sense this attitude when you go see her (if she turns out to be on the chubbier side). Pictures can't lie that much.

If you like her picture, then just go on that. If you got weird feelings from looking at the picture, then it may not be a good idea.

 

[Mr.Positive]

Maybe she's a size 16?

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=142149

Anyone else find it ironically funny both these threads are RIGHT next to each other?

 

[Purple-Haze]

Maybe she's a size 16?

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=142149

Anyone else find it ironically funny both these threads are RIGHT next to each other?

Too bad we can't get a camera to follow the OP around on his date.

OP, have you seen the other thread?

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Maybe she's a size 16?

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=142149

Anyone else find it ironically funny both these threads are RIGHT next to each other?

There 'ya go. She's a bit over 12st at 5'10 and Centaurion's girl is 11st and only 5'5... Hmmm, do the math... Yeah, curvy... :crackup:

 

[oakraiderz2]

36F boobs dont come on small girls...you can always send her my way.

 

[Centaurion]

I'm afraid she might look like one of these :

http://www.officialdatingresource.com/dating/beware-the-dreaded-myspace-angles-pics/


Yay, I saw the other thread and threw up a little in my mouth. There should be a law against that.

And I'm not afraid that she might sense this 'attitude'. I don't have anything to loose, she has. The c*ck is the prize, not the poon. The only reason I want to meet up with her, is that she comes off as a one freaky/kinky chick. She was pretty detailed about all the stuff she wanted to do to me. And I have to say that it sounds mighty interesting.

 

[Centaurion]

TO ALL THE ****ING LURKERS :

Stop sending me ****ing pm's asking about pictures of this girl, you ****ing keyboard-jockey-perverts! God ****ing damnit, turn off your computer and leave your moms basement and experience the real world.

****ing idiots.

 

[ketostix]

This thread is funny ! I'll bet you this girl is fat. 150lbs is very heavy for a female only 5'5, and she probably is more than 150 anyway. She's probably closer to 5'4 and 170.

 

[Joe The Homophobe]

Hmmm.... how do you define "curvy"?

For me, this is curvy: http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1249/1220879488_976b9442bf_o.jpg

Would you say that those measurements would correspond with something like in that picture?

This would be a no-go : http://z.about.com/d/plussize/1/7/2/1/-/-/Hammerstein67.jpg

I hope you were joking when you posted the first picture or are you retarded? there is no way this girl is anywhere close to the first pic remember this is a sleazy dating site we are talking about here. This pic is what you are probably getting and curvier.
http://www.officialdatingresource.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/f2.jpg

aaaaaaaaah! centaurion that myspace article scared the hell outta me! so true! i feel like cancelling my myspace right now! no man should go out with a woman on the net before first seeing the photo of her, the whole body not some face angle. Btw why do you get angry for people wanting to see the pic of that hor you are going to go out with? geez it is not like she was your gf! stop acting like if you were being protective over a girlfriend makes you look bad.