"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Need help picking out VS pajamas for female

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I find girls in boxers very hot, especially if they are my boxers.
 

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You're sending the wrong ideas by giving her pyjamas. If she's staying over I don't see why clothes need to be involved.
 

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Smack said:
You're sending the wrong ideas by giving her pyjamas. If she's staying over I don't see why clothes need to be involved.
Damn right!

It ain't your job to reward a girl in hoping to sleep with you by enticing her with PJ's. You keep this up and she will learn that she can get alot more from you with her pvssy then just PJ's.

AF77 said:
The last time she came over she had to wear my hideous boxers and they looked retarded. This is just an easy lead to her staying over again and a cheap yet somewhat sexual gift..
She should be sleeping naked anyways and if she doesn't want to then she should keep some of her cloths in your house in advance.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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