"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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NEED HELP ASAP! Prom after-party, big chance of gettin laid

Ntwadumela

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First, im a virgin :(
Second, im not talking about my prom date, cause shes gonna go home after prom. good thing too, cause it was a pity date, she probably weighs more than me...:mad:

Okay, after prom, theres gonna be a big party. My friend invited me, and knows im a virgin. He said hes bringin an extra girl and is gonna get me laid. He also said she would like me and would do it too. (im not ugly or fat or anything, just afc)

K, here is where it gets hard(not my penis), I dont know many people who are goin, so im not sure if im gonna be with a crew or not. I dont want to be alone at the party, but if i am, what do i do? Do i just go strait to her at the beginning of the party?

And how do i introduce myself or talk to her if we both know we came to the party for sex? I know i cant just say, hey, lets go ****! And how would i start makin out with her if i never met her? How do i ask her if she wants to go to a room? I also dont konw when i should pull out the condom and put it on. and when and how should i actually put it in?(like how much forplay or whatever) Also, what should i do if i *** and she hasnt yet? do i stop? And what do i do when we are done, do we stay in there or get out of the room?

Please help guys. Ive been waitin forever to get laid. This might be the biggest night of my life. Please help soon, proms next week. Im sooo close and dont want to screw it up...
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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LikRetsam

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Top right " The DJ Bible"
 

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learn from your friends
 

Ntwadumela

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sorry guys, didnt know i sounded that bad.

i talked to my friend, and he said you dont need a damn script or anything. Just go with it...

i guess its that simple huh...
 

Ntwadumela

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ah ha ha ha haaaa!! im just drinkin and readin my old posts. Man this **** is hilarious! ****, i think i was 17 when this happened. Yeah, i didn't get laid that night. ha haha...damn, its funny to see how bad you were, and kind of makes you feel good to see how you improved. dear god im so glad i aint thinkin like this during my college years. id be one sad panda....ha ha.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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