"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Steg

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I'm thinking I ain't alone here. 31st is coming up and I'm outa cash (yea, I DID). I know I cant be too picky right now , hell prolly wont make it to next year but is there any advice anyone can give me. Like **** that is isn't acceptable/decent idea on a deadline?
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Skilla_Staz

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My tip, get rid of the damn deadline. Why the hell do you need a girl? You don't need sh*t. You start thinking this way, and you're bound to get desperate, you're bound to settle, you're bound to f*ck up. Put too much pressure on yourself, and you'll get nowhere.

You WANT a girl. Don't need one. Be picky man. Why settle? It's pointless. Just work hard.

I want a 69 camaro. Granted, I'll probably get a sh*tty car before then, but I'm busting my ass to save the cash for that sexy mother f*cker. Other than some car I'm going to get just to get places, I refuse to settle for anything less than a 69 Camaro. My 2nd car WILL be a Camaro. No if, ands, or buts about it.
 

PleasureKing

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GaryUranga said:
I thgink he made a bet, correct me if Im wrong
easy. either read pooks book or tell the girl you will split half the money if she pretends shes with you, ahahaha. sorry :crazy:
 

Steg

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Lol, no not this time. Guess your right though. the brownie's are all I need :D Hey who knows maybe I'll find a nice slut at the party.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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