"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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callowhill

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need help girl told me to call her back at eleven o clock soon as i called.

is she trying to test me or something what should i do
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Phyzzle

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Doesn't matter what you do. She's not interested.

When you called, she had absolutely no time to talk on the phone for 5 seconds. So how did she did have time to answer it?

You can try calling at 11, and don't worry about failing a test or anything, because if she doesn't answer, there was nothing to lose.
 
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Jay Jay

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Call at 11.

Maybe its a test. Maybe she is fobbing you off. Maybe she wants to be alone so she wants to have phone sex with you. Who knows. The chances are she was just in the middle of something.

JJ
 
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