"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Need Advice

LeroyJenkins

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Need some help here guys.

I got this girl who is a friend of mine, and we suddenly started to talk to one another. And after awhile, we would talk and talk and I told her I had feelings for her and she told me she also had them. After awhile, I fell in love with her and she also did the same but the only bad thing is that she's engaged to someone. She tells me she's in love with me and and only loves the other guy because she wouldn't have been with him if she wasn't. But not as far as being in love with him. They always fight and argue and whatnot but her problem is that she'll always keep her word no matter what. Meaning sacrificing what we have. They've been engaged the last 2 years... to make a long story short, she can't leave him unless she has a reason to. Which is either him cheating or him ending it. I talk to her a lot every night and from what I feel, she's obligated to be with him because of the ring. She tells me countless times that she's hurting herself by talking to me so the spark is there. my problem is, how to get rid of this guy because it's obviously bad for her to be with someone she's not fully "intuned" with like me. I feel that she's the one, we want to do the same things, at the same time at the same pace at the same place whereas the other guy's wants are different from her and etc.

so help me out chums.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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<Sounds of violins in the background> with sudden interruption of:

OH MY GOD!

You are nothing to her. You are her emotional tampon. Wake up and move on with your life. Unfortunately she needs an extra puppy dog to talk to and you are it. If thats what you want to be be then fine but I think you deserve better.

Please read the DJ bible before posting.
 

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I agree with Flexion.

Shes a waste of time, don't play into her game, you know she won't leave him for you. Go find a girl whos worth chasing.
 

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LeroyJenkins said:
I feel that she's the one
You have something called ONEitis. Follow the advice of the master djs who've taken the time out of their woman filled lives to help you out.
 
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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