"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Need Advice For Tonight

KnoXViLLe331

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hey guys whats up. this is my first post- i always read, never posted...


i have a gross cold sore on my lip, and my girlfriend (been with her 3 months) wants to see me Thursday night. she goes to my college and will be gone for 40 days since she leaves for home Saturday morning, so thursday and friday are my last days to see her.

If i say i cant see her thursday,but i will friday, she will get really mad cuz shes been waiting to see me.

If i go with this gross thing on my lip, she might get turned off , and i know shes not going to want to kiss me.


What is my better move? not see her and get her mad? or go and let her be grossed out?


Should i put a bandaid on it and say i cut my lip shaving?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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frivolousz21

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youve been with her 3 months?

you have a cold sore..and you are afraidshe wont be attracted to you?

how old are you?

wtf! im done..Im sorry I want to say hey do this and that.

a ****ing cold sore and you are worried? what the ****...3 months???? doesnt she "love" you by now????
 

Desdinova

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I fart in front of my woman and it's no big deal. You're worried about a stupid cold sore?

Cold sores and farts are a part of life. Deal with them. If you run away from life, you'll have nothing to live for. Either deal with your cold sore or commit suicide.
 
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