"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Need a smooth line to break the ice

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Theres this girl in my english class, and shes banging. I want her number but idk what to say to her. I need something smoove and funny to say to break the ice and get the number. Shes new and i don't want no other guys getting her before me.

We havent said one word to each other and i dont want to look like a creep going up to her like "wats yo numba". Whats a smooth line i can use?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Atom Smasher

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"Are your feet sore? 'Cause you've been running through my mind all day."
 

Who Dares Win

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bradd80 said:
next time you see her checking her cell phone ask her if she's playing pac-man always works for me
Thats a good one althought most young b1tches dont know holy characters like pac-man, I do something similar however, I ask her how many guys are writing at her.

Its not a free access to her but automatically put me in an other category of all those guys who avoid even remotely sexual topics.
 

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Similar to these cellphone lines i thought of one like last week >>When i see her on her cellphone i would be like " why you don't ever text me" and shes like 'cause i dont have your number". So i go "well i was just about to give it to you", or "well heres my number"

The fcked up thing is i NEVER see her on her cellphone. shes seem like a goody too shoes who follows the school rules. And for some reason SHES ALWAYS IN A RUSH

Whats an alternative since shes never on her phone?
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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marmel75

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"Hello" always works good...
 

RedZone

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Your in class together so why don't you break the ice by talking about that.
 

Hate the game..

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You: I need a female opinion on something.
Her: K
You: What is your favorite corny pickup line?
Her: I don't know uhhh
You: Here's mine

"How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. I'm {insert name}."


Works every time
 

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If your in a bar or something and she's drinking something with ice, go, get an ice block from her drink and smash it on the ground. Then say "now that we broke the ice, can I buy you the next drink?"
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Plutoman

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Keep it simple.. no need to make it hard. Just sit down near her, lean over, and say "Hey, I don't think I've spoken to you before, what's your name?" and carry the conversation from there. You are in a class together, it's completely natural (or it should be).
 

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If she's one of those rushers that is quick in quick out, it's a lil tough. You just gotta sit next to her and talk shop about the class, it's your best bet.
 

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Dongslap her.
Just walk up, flop it out, and.... BAM!!!!!! MUSHROOM TATTOO!!!!

*NOW THAT'S ALPhA*
 

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If you have to run to an internet forum to ask how to open up with this one girl, what are you gonna do when you meet another hot girl? Hit that "new thread" button again?
 
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