"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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need a sex tip plz help

ratm

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OK i'm 19. Ive fvcked about , i dunno.. 7 times. anyhow, i have one problem that seems to shatter my confiedence when it happens


i can't find the fvcking hole! geezus.

i usually end up poking her a few times while she lays there, thinking too much... now its pretty embaressing im sure some of youve had the same problem

it's easy doggy or when her legs are straight up in the air but missionary seems to be a puzzle i can't put togehter, heh

is there anything i can keep in mind my next encounter to make things go a little smoother?

thx,
peace
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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ratm

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Ok well 8 ppl have viewed this but no replies. I guess noone knows how to find it easily, haha
 

juanstepatatime

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First, feel around to make sure there's not d*ck there. If there's is, you ain't gonna find the hole. :D

Easy way: Stick a finger in the hole. Put your d*ck where your finger is.
 

Eternal

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Originally posted by ratm
Ok well 8 ppl have viewed this but no replies. I guess noone knows how to find it easily, haha
That plus this is the wrong forum.

Moved to Anything Else.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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diablo

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Originally posted by juanstepatatime
Easy way: Stick a finger in the hole. Put your d*ck where your finger is.
Solid advice. Either that, or I'll have her put it in from time to time... mainly due to them generally being too tight for me to be sure I'm getting it just right, especially in the dark (I go for tiny girls...)
 

Vincent

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Originally posted by ratm
Ok well 8 ppl have viewed this but no replies. I guess noone knows how to find it easily, haha
8 ppl? You're out of your god damn mind, if 4 people view it and don't reply I think you need to take a bottle of pain killers.
 

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why dont you just leave the lights on?

or while you are kissing and fondiling , put her hand on your peter and say something along the lines of ," mmmm whenever you are ready just slide right up on me right here" :)
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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