"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Need a new job!

AC/DC

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I'm 18, physically able to work, and I'm mentally equipped to handle anything.

I go to community college mon-thursday, 10:30- 1:15, aside from taht I'm always available.

My goal is to save enough for a down payment on a $12,000 used car. Credit began two months ago. I want to save about $5000 as QUICKLY as humanly possible. I currently work retail in a local mall for $6.75, as it's my first job. Work about 50 hours in 2 weeks, so paycheck is about $330... NOT CUTTING IT. I have to pay gas, and cell phone bill, and I eat alot yet Im somehow looking great. It's not that I have horrible saving and spending habits, but I simply don't make enough to save aside from basic needs.

Any ideas? Recommend me something, it doesn't have to be permanent. No, I'm not cool for selling drugs.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Bar work buddy...

Your best bet is to get some bar work, even though I hear your wages are **** in America I know some friends of mine who have gone to the USA and made a 1000 dollars plus p/w as waiters/bartenders.
 

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Hands-on work
like bars/restraunts or a building site or something, thats where the fast summer job money is at here
 

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So you guys would recommend restaurant work? Minimum wage plus maybe $40 tips per night.. that's definitely good...
 
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