Need a laugh? Read this...

[Colossus]

My cousin sent me this in a bulletin today. She's 23. I laughed myself silly because I cant believe people actually subscribe to this rubbish. Women have the most ridiculous ideas about relationships...it's like they got them right out of some fairy-tale "relationships" column in seventeen magazine.

I promptly sent her a reply, revised to reflect the truth.



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When a guy calls u
he wants to be with you

When a guy is quiet,
He's listening to you...

When a guy is not arguing,
He realizes he's wrong

When a guy says, "I'm fine," after a few minutes,
he means it

When a guy stares at you,
he thinks you're the most beautiful thing in the world

When you're laying your head on a guy's chest
he has the world

When a guy calls you everyday
he is in love

When a guy say he loves you
he means it

When a guy says he can't live without you
he's with you till your done

When a guy says, "I miss you,"
he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else


Girl facts:

When a girl is quiet,
millions of things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing,
she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions,
she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a few seconds,
she is not at all fine.

When a girl stares at you,
she is wondering why you are so wonderful.

When a girl lays on your chest,
she is wishing for you to be hers forever.

When a girl calls you everyday,
she is seeking for your attention.

When a girl wants to see you everyday,
she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says, "Ill love you forever,"
she means it.

When a girl says that she can't live without you,
she has made up her mind that you are her future.

When a girl says, "I miss you,"
no one in this world can miss you more than that

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Rubbish.

 

[Muppet]

Well they do learn about relationships from movies and magazines.

 

[Rollo Tomassi]

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When a guy calls u
he wants to get with you

When a guy is quiet,
He's imagining what you look like naked

When a guy is not arguing,
He realizes talking to a brick would be more productive

When a guy says, "I'm fine," after a few minutes,
he means "I've got another girl on my redial that'd be a better prospect than you."

When a guy stares at you,
he's wondering what you look like naked.

When you're laying your head on a guy's chest
he's hoping you'll move down further.

When a guy calls you everyday
he's desperate.

When a guy say he loves you
it's what you expect him to say to get in your pants

When a guy says he can't live without you
he's with you till your done - up to and including suicide.

When a guy says, "I miss you,"
he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else, because he has ONEitis.


Girl facts:

When a girl is quiet,
you aint getting any.

When a girl is not arguing,
she is asleep.

When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions,
she is wondering if you have a job.

When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a few seconds,
you aint getting any.

When a girl stares at you,
she is about to scratch your eyes out.

When a girl lays on your chest,
she is wishing you'd stop asking for a hummer.

When a girl calls you everyday,
she is seeking for your attention. (pretty much)

When a girl wants to see you everyday,
she wants to make sure you're not getting it from someone else.

When a girl says, "Ill love you forever,"
she means "or until someone better shows interest in me."

When a girl says that she can't live without you,
she is a psychotic-depressive. Hide your razors.

When a girl says, "I miss you,"
she's having regrets about you blowing her off a week ago when she said "I don't see why sex is so important to guys."

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Sorry, couldn't resist,..

 

[manuva]

Re: Re: Need a laugh? Read this...

Originally posted by Rollo Tomassi
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Sorry, couldn't resist,..

Classic. And true!

 

[Colossus]

Haha!!

Thats the same stuff I told her in my reply. It was just toooo easy.:crackup:

 

[Cesare Cardinali]

Moved to AE

 

[DJ_in_making]

Lmao wtf?

wow..... just wow.

And many girls take this stuff very seriously. No wonder many are so screwed up, arrogant, attention *****s, or simply miserable.

I like how they generalize all men and all women. hahahahaha!

 

[djbr]

Re: Re: Need a laugh? Read this...

Originally posted by Rollo Tomassi
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When a girl says that she can't live without you,
she is a psychotic-depressive. Hide your razors.
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Sorry, couldn't resist,..

OK, I'm dying. :crackup: :crackup:

 

[Rollo Tomassi]

Bump.

Whatever happened to this girl?

 

[Teen Spirit]

She's dead.

Bet you feel like such a big-shot making fun of a dead girl.

 

[ethnomethodologist]

Originally posted by Teen Spirit
She's dead.

Bet you feel like such a big-shot making fun of a dead girl.

I hate that sh!t test, it gets to me every time. I can't talk to the girl after that one, completely blows my mind.

Once that comes out, she's the one who's failed...

up yours teen spirit

 

[Teen Spirit]

What?

 

[ethnomethodologist]

Originally posted by Teen Spirit
What?

said teen spirit after he got nexted by a HB...

Just saying some jokes ain't funny. You could blow all of your chances after pulling something so stupid.

 

[Teen Spirit]

Calm down.

 

[Doc Dogg]

Re: Re: Need a laugh? Read this...

Originally posted by Rollo Tomassi
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:crackup: Oh, that was comedy gold! I was going to take a shot at the come back but you nailed it so I don't need to do it now.