"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Need a laugh? Read this...

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My cousin sent me this in a bulletin today. She's 23. I laughed myself silly because I cant believe people actually subscribe to this rubbish. Women have the most ridiculous ideas about relationships...it's like they got them right out of some fairy-tale "relationships" column in seventeen magazine.

I promptly sent her a reply, revised to reflect the truth. :D



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When a guy calls u
he wants to be with you

When a guy is quiet,
He's listening to you...

When a guy is not arguing,
He realizes he's wrong

When a guy says, "I'm fine," after a few minutes,
he means it

When a guy stares at you,
he thinks you're the most beautiful thing in the world

When you're laying your head on a guy's chest
he has the world

When a guy calls you everyday
he is in love

When a guy say he loves you
he means it

When a guy says he can't live without you
he's with you till your done

When a guy says, "I miss you,"
he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else


Girl facts:

When a girl is quiet,
millions of things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing,
she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions,
she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a few seconds,
she is not at all fine.

When a girl stares at you,
she is wondering why you are so wonderful.

When a girl lays on your chest,
she is wishing for you to be hers forever.

When a girl calls you everyday,
she is seeking for your attention.

When a girl wants to see you everyday,
she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says, "Ill love you forever,"
she means it.

When a girl says that she can't live without you,
she has made up her mind that you are her future.

When a girl says, "I miss you,"
no one in this world can miss you more than that

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Rubbish.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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When a guy calls u
he wants to get with you

When a guy is quiet,
He's imagining what you look like naked

When a guy is not arguing,
He realizes talking to a brick would be more productive

When a guy says, "I'm fine," after a few minutes,
he means "I've got another girl on my redial that'd be a better prospect than you."

When a guy stares at you,
he's wondering what you look like naked.

When you're laying your head on a guy's chest
he's hoping you'll move down further.

When a guy calls you everyday
he's desperate.

When a guy say he loves you
it's what you expect him to say to get in your pants

When a guy says he can't live without you
he's with you till your done - up to and including suicide.

When a guy says, "I miss you,"
he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else, because he has ONEitis.


Girl facts:

When a girl is quiet,
you aint getting any.

When a girl is not arguing,
she is asleep.

When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions,
she is wondering if you have a job.

When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a few seconds,
you aint getting any.

When a girl stares at you,
she is about to scratch your eyes out.

When a girl lays on your chest,
she is wishing you'd stop asking for a hummer.

When a girl calls you everyday,
she is seeking for your attention. (pretty much)

When a girl wants to see you everyday,
she wants to make sure you're not getting it from someone else.

When a girl says, "Ill love you forever,"
she means "or until someone better shows interest in me."

When a girl says that she can't live without you,
she is a psychotic-depressive. Hide your razors.

When a girl says, "I miss you,"
she's having regrets about you blowing her off a week ago when she said "I don't see why sex is so important to guys."

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Sorry, couldn't resist,..
 

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Re: Re: Need a laugh? Read this...

Originally posted by Rollo Tomassi
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Sorry, couldn't resist,..
Classic. And true!
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Lmao wtf?

wow..... just wow.

And many girls take this stuff very seriously. No wonder many are so screwed up, arrogant, attention *****s, or simply miserable.

I like how they generalize all men and all women. hahahahaha!
 

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Re: Re: Need a laugh? Read this...

Originally posted by Rollo Tomassi
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When a girl says that she can't live without you,
she is a psychotic-depressive. Hide your razors.
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Sorry, couldn't resist,..
OK, I'm dying. :crackup: :crackup:
 

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Bump.

Whatever happened to this girl?
 

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She's dead.

Bet you feel like such a big-shot making fun of a dead girl. :rolleyes:
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Originally posted by Teen Spirit
She's dead.

Bet you feel like such a big-shot making fun of a dead girl. :rolleyes:
I hate that sh!t test, it gets to me every time. I can't talk to the girl after that one, completely blows my mind.

Once that comes out, she's the one who's failed...

up yours teen spirit
 

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Originally posted by Teen Spirit
What? :confused:
said teen spirit after he got nexted by a HB...

Just saying some jokes ain't funny. You could blow all of your chances after pulling something so stupid.
 

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Re: Re: Need a laugh? Read this...

Originally posted by Rollo Tomassi
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:crackup: Oh, that was comedy gold! I was going to take a shot at the come back but you nailed it so I don't need to do it now.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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