"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Need a comeback

coolness89

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Ok guys, I was hitting on this girl bigtime, she knew i liked her, and i knew for a fact she liked me too. But for some reason shes playing hard to get and a bit bit**y too, and personally I don't take crap like this anytime.

Anyways she said something on my facebook, which I found to be quite impolite. I would like to reply with something like "get over urself miss, you aint that good lookin anyways". Something thats subtle yet harsh.

ANything I can say thats better than my comeback?

Essentially, the main thing she said on facebook is she doesnt want to hang with me. I asked her to chill with me once, she rejected.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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MisterMcGee

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dont be a sourpuss.
"get over yourself miss"
Why would you say that? You asked her to hang out, she rejected. Don't try to be all "uuhhh never mind you're not hot anyways!"
Just be suave and cool about it, dont let it get your panties in a twist.
 

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Ill let you use my comeback which drives girls crazy

...ready??


thats cool...
 

coolness89

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Part of me says reply. and another part says don't bother saying anything(I think you guys make a point, I will stick to this).
But here's the thing, i see her at college everyday, should I not bother saying Hi as well anymore? What kind of attitude should I be giving her. Don't say treat her like your friends...i have enough friends, i dont need one more lol.

thanks guys
 

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dont get all butt hurt now and decide to give her the cold shoulder at college. Just act as if the message never occurred. Dont treat her nicer than you did before or meaner. If you see she has any interest in you you can tease her, use a girly voice and mock her message, initiate a quick flirt and leave. Dont hang around her like a house fly around a garbage can so you dont come off needy.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Yes! Charm&style and donS..u guys know ur sh*t..lol
thanks for the advice guys.
On facebook, I won't bother replying to the last message she sent. And in person, just a hi will suffice.
 

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yeah, best thing to do - don't react, it'll show your insecurities

a girl once texted me saying she hoped i ended up on the street.

i texted back "ok.. thanks"

calling her a ***** would've made her feel good
 

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****UPDATE*****

I saw her today guys. She said hi, tried to hold a convo, but I said hey and started walking away. I dont get it. YOu act all rude on facebook, but in person you are smiling?? WTF is this...is she playing hard to get or what? I dont get it...
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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coolness89 said:
****UPDATE*****

I saw her today guys. She said hi, tried to hold a convo, but I said hey and started walking away. I dont get it. YOu act all rude on facebook, but in person you are smiling?? WTF is this...is she playing hard to get or what? I dont get it...
Who cares whether you "get it" or not? This is ridiculous. How long do you plan on playing this "cat and mouse" game with her? Tell her to get lost. Let her find some other dude to frustrate and play games with. I bet you that once she sees that you're a man,and that you're not going to put up with her little childish games,then either she's straighten up if she's serious about dating you,or she'll move on. Either one of these two options would be good for me.
 

I.A.F.Y.B.

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DJDamage said:
Its fvcking facebook, she probably wrote like 50 of those messages and doesn't remember.

Stick to the real world comeback interactions.
For real...
 
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