"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Naughty Ninja's Official SS Involuntary Celibacy challenge! (Let's get it!)

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The “No Fap” challenge is old news. Who wants to join the Ninja man in a REAL challenge?

The Official SS Involuntary Celibacy challenge! (You don’t have to do much. Just be yourself!)

Let’s see who the REAL men of SS are! Who’s with me?

If you’re ready to explode from doing both the “No Fap” and “Involuntary Celibacy” challenges feel free to take it out on your bestestest Masterdebating DJ in the Official SS poster Roast thread!

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=197114
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Naughty Ninja said:
You don’t have to do much. Just be yourself!

By following this gold piece of advice, none of you other fagg0ts stand a chance against me! To da ship!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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sageproduct said:
By following this gold piece of advice, none of you other fagg0ts stand a chance against me! To da ship!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
With sage as the competition alongside samthehobbitt and Foreveralone(AKA Naughty Ninja)

I think i'm already out of the running here, But if its as easy as you say? I would be a fool not to try!!!!

EDIIIITTTTT!!!!!:::
OOOOHHHH OH OH OH new challenge idea

EVERYONE HAS TO ORDER TESTOSTERONE JABS, AND SEE HOW LONG THEY CAN DO THIS CHALLENGE FOR!!!!!!
 

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Mike32ct said:
I'm in :).

Lets go I N CE L, M G T O W, Anti-Phap, and T F L all at once :crackup: .


Together, we will bring down the price of puss haha.

Or turn the 90/10 (or 80/20) rule into 99.9/1.

Oh crap you've heard of TFL Bill1224601? hahaha! Holy crap that dude SERIOUSLY needs to be put in an institution before he goes on a rampage. No joke.

PureFilth needs a username change for this challenge: PureVirgin.

VVV@Mike32ct: SageProduct shall be hearby called: ChasteProduct. SamtheHobit: SlamtheNob'it.VVV
 
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Naughty Ninja said:
Oh crap you've heard of T F L Bill1224601? hahaha! Holy crap that dude SERIOUSLY needs to be put in an institution before he goes on a rampage. No joke.

yep.

PureFilth needs a username change for this challenge: PureVirgin.
We need a new name for Sage too.

Update: Good name, NN. I need to come up with one for you...

Hmm...Naughty Ninja celibate becomes...

Naught Vaja.

If you have a better one, let me know.
 
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I just realised I'm an Incel.

Thank god I'm young and good looking.
 

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I'm confused. Is the goal to stay celibate as long as possible? As in not married or just single?
 

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BeginningDJ said:
NN,

Can you post some tips for this challenge?
Easy Way to Guaranteed Victory

1. Log on to SoSuave
2. Find sageproduct's post history
3. Read all of sageproduct's posts
4. Internalize sageproduct's psyche. Become him.
5. You will not get laid.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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BeginningDJ said:
NN,

Can you post some tips for this challenge?

I can direct you to my book of tips. "Diary of an Incel: Ten Steps to your basement." Only $7.99 NO REFUNDS.
 

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Mike32ct said:
We need a new name for Sage too.

Update: Good name, NN. I need to come up with one for you...

Hmm...Naughty Ninja celibate becomes...

Naught Vaja.

If you have a better one, let me know.
WRONG!!!!!!! Its a trick! Its still Naughty Ninja - he is a eunuch:eek:
 

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How should we rank the participants?

1. Anyone who didn't get laid last night is currently tied for first place. (Sorry PureFilth lol)

Or

2. The longest dry spell wins.

Or

3. Who has the computer that runs the slowest after 30 days receives first prize.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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I've been keeping myself busy with work. I was lucky enough to sprain my knee again over the weekend.
 

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BeginningDJ said:
Day 4
I've been keeping myself busy with work. I was lucky enough to sprain my knee again over the weekend.
:crackup: :crackup:

My Right elbow is hurting and therefore out of use - giving me the edge to win this nofap/supercelibacy challenge!



@ Mike - Does that mean that we are ALL winners :D
 

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I made myself a personalized challenge called "a girl for a month" which consisted of banging a different girl every month, none of those banged in past would count in a new month.

Well it was a 2013 challenged which I managed to fail already in march...guess Ill be more lucky in 2014, anyway count me in guys...that sh1t Im taking for the the gym surely will help with my libido...
 

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Going on day 6 now. :(

Let's do this. I may not be able to beat sageproduct.. but well, let's give him a run for his money.

$1 in the pool, anyone?
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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