"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Naughty Ninja's Official SS Involuntary Celibacy challenge! (Let's get it!)

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The “No Fap” challenge is old news. Who wants to join the Ninja man in a REAL challenge?

The Official SS Involuntary Celibacy challenge! (You don’t have to do much. Just be yourself!)

Let’s see who the REAL men of SS are! Who’s with me?

If you’re ready to explode from doing both the “No Fap” and “Involuntary Celibacy” challenges feel free to take it out on your bestestest Masterdebating DJ in the Official SS poster Roast thread!

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=197114
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Naughty Ninja said:
You don’t have to do much. Just be yourself!

By following this gold piece of advice, none of you other fagg0ts stand a chance against me! To da ship!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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sageproduct said:
By following this gold piece of advice, none of you other fagg0ts stand a chance against me! To da ship!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
With sage as the competition alongside samthehobbitt and Foreveralone(AKA Naughty Ninja)

I think i'm already out of the running here, But if its as easy as you say? I would be a fool not to try!!!!

EDIIIITTTTT!!!!!:::
OOOOHHHH OH OH OH new challenge idea

EVERYONE HAS TO ORDER TESTOSTERONE JABS, AND SEE HOW LONG THEY CAN DO THIS CHALLENGE FOR!!!!!!
 

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Mike32ct said:
I'm in :).

Lets go I N CE L, M G T O W, Anti-Phap, and T F L all at once :crackup: .


Together, we will bring down the price of puss haha.

Or turn the 90/10 (or 80/20) rule into 99.9/1.

Oh crap you've heard of TFL Bill1224601? hahaha! Holy crap that dude SERIOUSLY needs to be put in an institution before he goes on a rampage. No joke.

PureFilth needs a username change for this challenge: PureVirgin.

VVV@Mike32ct: SageProduct shall be hearby called: ChasteProduct. SamtheHobit: SlamtheNob'it.VVV
 
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Naughty Ninja said:
Oh crap you've heard of T F L Bill1224601? hahaha! Holy crap that dude SERIOUSLY needs to be put in an institution before he goes on a rampage. No joke.

yep.

PureFilth needs a username change for this challenge: PureVirgin.
We need a new name for Sage too.

Update: Good name, NN. I need to come up with one for you...

Hmm...Naughty Ninja celibate becomes...

Naught Vaja.

If you have a better one, let me know.
 
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I just realised I'm an Incel.

Thank god I'm young and good looking.
 

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I'm confused. Is the goal to stay celibate as long as possible? As in not married or just single?
 

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BeginningDJ said:
NN,

Can you post some tips for this challenge?
Easy Way to Guaranteed Victory

1. Log on to SoSuave
2. Find sageproduct's post history
3. Read all of sageproduct's posts
4. Internalize sageproduct's psyche. Become him.
5. You will not get laid.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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BeginningDJ said:
NN,

Can you post some tips for this challenge?

I can direct you to my book of tips. "Diary of an Incel: Ten Steps to your basement." Only $7.99 NO REFUNDS.
 

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Mike32ct said:
We need a new name for Sage too.

Update: Good name, NN. I need to come up with one for you...

Hmm...Naughty Ninja celibate becomes...

Naught Vaja.

If you have a better one, let me know.
WRONG!!!!!!! Its a trick! Its still Naughty Ninja - he is a eunuch:eek:
 

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How should we rank the participants?

1. Anyone who didn't get laid last night is currently tied for first place. (Sorry PureFilth lol)

Or

2. The longest dry spell wins.

Or

3. Who has the computer that runs the slowest after 30 days receives first prize.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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I've been keeping myself busy with work. I was lucky enough to sprain my knee again over the weekend.
 

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BeginningDJ said:
Day 4
I've been keeping myself busy with work. I was lucky enough to sprain my knee again over the weekend.
:crackup: :crackup:

My Right elbow is hurting and therefore out of use - giving me the edge to win this nofap/supercelibacy challenge!



@ Mike - Does that mean that we are ALL winners :D
 

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I made myself a personalized challenge called "a girl for a month" which consisted of banging a different girl every month, none of those banged in past would count in a new month.

Well it was a 2013 challenged which I managed to fail already in march...guess Ill be more lucky in 2014, anyway count me in guys...that sh1t Im taking for the the gym surely will help with my libido...
 

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Going on day 6 now. :(

Let's do this. I may not be able to beat sageproduct.. but well, let's give him a run for his money.

$1 in the pool, anyone?
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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