"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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National Boobies Day

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This is possibly the stupidest idea you’ll ever hear. And it is not a tip for attraction. Well maybe on some level. But it is a tip on keeping things fun and funny, and a little bit bizarre.

Maybe it’s just me.

Last summer, my now ex-girlfriend and I woke-up in the morning, and as she was putting on her bra, I started humming that patriotic, funeral tune, like it was a shame that her boobies where going under. Imagine a casket being lowered into the ground. Then I’d put on a stoic, forlorned, funeral face.

She laughed quizzically.

On the spur, I stated, “Today is National Boobies Day.”

She laughed. “Why?”

“It just is.”

Then for the rest of the day I paid ‘homage’ to her boobies. She had large breasts, so all the better.

Every other time we had sex that day, I’d go through the same ritual. That is, humming the tune as she cloaked those breasts. Every time she’d laugh a little more. And I’d pay they more attention during foreplay than usual. And other times throughout the day.

When the next morning came around, she obviously felt like something was missing. “Aren’t going to hum that tune?”

“No. It’s not National Boobies Day anymore. It’s an annual event. You’ll have to wait until next year.”

We went out for 9 months, and I can’t even remember how many times she asked if we could have another Boobies Day. It was a lot! To which I would respond, “I told you, National Boobies Day is an annual event. You’ll have to wait.”

She’d ask for it at least once a month.

I can only imagine how putting on a bra from then on made her day. She probably couldn’t—and to this day—can’t help but laugh every so often as she puts on her bra.

Of course this is just a ‘context’ and there are many different ‘laws’ behind it. I leave it to you to find the ‘framework’ or idea behind it.

For me, it made a huge IMPACT. And yes, I’m crazy.

!GEORGE GORDON!
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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so can i get a free boob job because i read this thread?
 

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Hey, me and my gf celebrated march 14'th, but she was a bit upset since valentine's was pretty much the same.
 

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Originally posted by jiza101
Keep dreaming cupcake :cool:
Go flirt with some girls in real life.

This idea is interesting, I'm glad you had success with it.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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