cause she sure can't hit a 3 metal :crazy:
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/golf-...a-mansion-continues-grow-230252569--golf.html
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/golf-...a-mansion-continues-grow-230252569--golf.html
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
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This is one of those instances where I don't feel particularly bad for the guy. Tiger Woods is a rich black athlete who wanted to have a pretty blonde wife. Obviously, she married him because of his money and status, not because she loved or even liked him. He should have known that.
Whatever you think of Tiger Woods, you gotta admit: this is a pretty sweet deal for Nordegren. She came to the US as a nanny with no other qualifications other than being pretty. She spread her legs, popped out a couple of kids and now has more than $100 million. That's after enjoying Tiger Woods' fortune for several years.
There are literally millions of extremely bright, hard working people who are putting in lots of blood sweat and tears trying to make it in the world and they will never come close to hitting it that big. It's not quite winning the lottery, but it's definitely the next best thing (with fewer taxes to boot).
There are literally millions of extremely bright, hard working people who are putting in lots of blood sweat and tears trying to make it in the world and they will never come close to hitting it that big. It's not quite winning the lottery, but it's definitely the next best thing (with fewer taxes to boot).
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Bokanovsky said:
Maybe she did love him but got pissed when he banged the female army. The dumbass should not have gotten married. Don't cheat on your wife, she will get pissed and screw you.
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Right...That chick is a gold digger of the highest order. She befriended the wife of a Swedish professional golfer and even became their kid's nanny and moved to the U.S. for the sole purpose of getting an in into the world of professional golf and finding a rich hubby. I mean, when was the last time you've heard of an attractive young woman giving up her modeling career to become a nanny??Malice said:
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
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Bokanovsky said:
Have you ever had a woman that loves you? I have and she will do anything for you. But cheat and game is over.
Like all western wives the former mrs wood believed her husband to be her sole possession...her wage slave...a good pet so to speak hitting his little ball around and keeping her lifestyle high
when she found out her *possession* had his own views on how to live his life she showed him how wrong he was by cashing out and taking the 250 million the courts said she *deserved*
that must have been some bomb azz puzzy for 250 million
I'm sure she *earned* every penny
Its strange that men would blame tiger...but that makes sense given how society has faggotized men into accepting feminine brainwashing
when she found out her *possession* had his own views on how to live his life she showed him how wrong he was by cashing out and taking the 250 million the courts said she *deserved*
that must have been some bomb azz puzzy for 250 million
I'm sure she *earned* every penny
Its strange that men would blame tiger...but that makes sense given how society has faggotized men into accepting feminine brainwashing