"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

Read more...

Name some reccurring SoSuave threads/questions

Microphone Fiend

Master Don Juan
Joined
May 30, 2003
Messages
2,300
Reaction score
17
Location
Where I be at
They always seem kinda similar to me but these ones stick out in my mind @ the moment:

Do gurls like a hard on when dancing?
What got you over your fear of approaching?
Why are all the good posters leaving?
I think we should make a special forum for...
WHat does a true don juan do when
She did (A) when the bible said she'd do (X)...what now?
The only thing you need to know (followed by something all over the bible
What kind of clothes does a DJ wear?
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

Read more...

SamePendo

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jan 30, 2003
Messages
2,393
Reaction score
14
Location
At home
Good bye Fellow DJ's!
A question for Pook
Why do my (Nazi supporting) threads get deleted?
The problem with SoSuave/Why Sosuave is wrong.
How do I_______. Yes, I read the bible.
Is it DJ to_______?
Moderators are _____(adjective to describe something bad).
How do I get Big/thin?

By the way, Sexy_Malibu is a ****ing *****.
 
Last edited:

JoE BoXeR

Senior Don Juan
Joined
May 7, 2003
Messages
255
Reaction score
2
Location
Ottawa
"What kind of car do all y'all have????///"

"Wut's a good cologne for DJing????"

"I have an 8 inch penis... does that mean I'm small?"

"I can't *** during sex!"

"I can't get my girl to *** during sex!"

"Can she be pregnant...?"

"Yo, rate my looks"

"I have a feeling hotornot.com may not be 100% accurate"

"How come my swear words get edited out!!!!"

"This guy wants to beat me up"

"How do u becum suuuuuuper rich?"

"LIST SOME GOOD DJ MOVIES SHOWING EXAMPLE OF DJING!!!"

"Is my songs I listen to AFC?"

"Rofl - funny website"

"Help...I'm a virgin!"
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

Read more...

Aztec

Master Don Juan
Joined
May 20, 2001
Messages
1,383
Reaction score
1
Location
New Jersey
Used to be:


Pook, I'm sooo AFC. Can I have the pleasure to blow you?
 

Microphone Fiend

Master Don Juan
Joined
May 30, 2003
Messages
2,300
Reaction score
17
Location
Where I be at
"_____ is a perfect Don Juan (insert a movies/songs/tv shows/fictional comic book characters"

"I need help with internet dating (then they tell you how they arent afraid to approach IRL)"

"I know the one secret that will help you get more women..."

"Looks DO matter"

"WTF can I do/Wtf happened/why did she do that/what should I do"

"Homeless ppl can teach you how to be a DJ"
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

Read more...

Top