"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Microphone Fiend

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They always seem kinda similar to me but these ones stick out in my mind @ the moment:

Do gurls like a hard on when dancing?
What got you over your fear of approaching?
Why are all the good posters leaving?
I think we should make a special forum for...
WHat does a true don juan do when
She did (A) when the bible said she'd do (X)...what now?
The only thing you need to know (followed by something all over the bible
What kind of clothes does a DJ wear?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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SamePendo

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Good bye Fellow DJ's!
A question for Pook
Why do my (Nazi supporting) threads get deleted?
The problem with SoSuave/Why Sosuave is wrong.
How do I_______. Yes, I read the bible.
Is it DJ to_______?
Moderators are _____(adjective to describe something bad).
How do I get Big/thin?

By the way, Sexy_Malibu is a ****ing *****.
 
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"What kind of car do all y'all have????///"

"Wut's a good cologne for DJing????"

"I have an 8 inch penis... does that mean I'm small?"

"I can't *** during sex!"

"I can't get my girl to *** during sex!"

"Can she be pregnant...?"

"Yo, rate my looks"

"I have a feeling hotornot.com may not be 100% accurate"

"How come my swear words get edited out!!!!"

"This guy wants to beat me up"

"How do u becum suuuuuuper rich?"

"LIST SOME GOOD DJ MOVIES SHOWING EXAMPLE OF DJING!!!"

"Is my songs I listen to AFC?"

"Rofl - funny website"

"Help...I'm a virgin!"
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Pook, I'm sooo AFC. Can I have the pleasure to blow you?
 

Microphone Fiend

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"_____ is a perfect Don Juan (insert a movies/songs/tv shows/fictional comic book characters"

"I need help with internet dating (then they tell you how they arent afraid to approach IRL)"

"I know the one secret that will help you get more women..."

"Looks DO matter"

"WTF can I do/Wtf happened/why did she do that/what should I do"

"Homeless ppl can teach you how to be a DJ"
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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