"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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They always seem kinda similar to me but these ones stick out in my mind @ the moment:

Do gurls like a hard on when dancing?
What got you over your fear of approaching?
Why are all the good posters leaving?
I think we should make a special forum for...
WHat does a true don juan do when
She did (A) when the bible said she'd do (X)...what now?
The only thing you need to know (followed by something all over the bible
What kind of clothes does a DJ wear?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Good bye Fellow DJ's!
A question for Pook
Why do my (Nazi supporting) threads get deleted?
The problem with SoSuave/Why Sosuave is wrong.
How do I_______. Yes, I read the bible.
Is it DJ to_______?
Moderators are _____(adjective to describe something bad).
How do I get Big/thin?

By the way, Sexy_Malibu is a ****ing *****.
 
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"What kind of car do all y'all have????///"

"Wut's a good cologne for DJing????"

"I have an 8 inch penis... does that mean I'm small?"

"I can't *** during sex!"

"I can't get my girl to *** during sex!"

"Can she be pregnant...?"

"Yo, rate my looks"

"I have a feeling hotornot.com may not be 100% accurate"

"How come my swear words get edited out!!!!"

"This guy wants to beat me up"

"How do u becum suuuuuuper rich?"

"LIST SOME GOOD DJ MOVIES SHOWING EXAMPLE OF DJING!!!"

"Is my songs I listen to AFC?"

"Rofl - funny website"

"Help...I'm a virgin!"
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Pook, I'm sooo AFC. Can I have the pleasure to blow you?
 
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"_____ is a perfect Don Juan (insert a movies/songs/tv shows/fictional comic book characters"

"I need help with internet dating (then they tell you how they arent afraid to approach IRL)"

"I know the one secret that will help you get more women..."

"Looks DO matter"

"WTF can I do/Wtf happened/why did she do that/what should I do"

"Homeless ppl can teach you how to be a DJ"
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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