"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Night-hawk

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The "ironing is delicious", as Bart would say. It was last 'hump day' and I met up early in the night with a girl I met on Tinder. Our date didn't last very long, and went rather bland. So when we finished up and she left I already had a few drinks, that and a couple guy acquaintances happened to be at the same bar.

After having a couple more drinks one buddy mentioned hitting up another venue. I said, sure, fvck it.

Not long after getting there I met this 39 year girl ( who I thought looked more 29, attractive to me at the time) out on the deck. I have a thing for girls with braces. I went up to her, said hey, and told her how adorable her braces are and how she has nice lips and I want to kiss them - to which she welcomed.

I isolated her and we hung out and built some rapport. She initially hesitated leaving with me, and suggested we hit the dance floor. We danced for awhile and I eventually convinced her to head back to her place for drinks.

At her place I noticed she had a shelf of erotic books: on sex and females and art, so I was just saying to myself...perfect. We listened to tunes and had drinks, discussed naked art, laughed, told me about her last girlfriend....and then we got making out.

I then took off her pants and as I was about to finger her, she resisted slightly with a, "mm nah, mmmm" type sound; but, I didn't listen to what I knew she was going to like and wanted - so I continued. Right away she squirted. I kept going, though, and once she was in a state of amped up ecstasy, I unzipped my jeans put my rod to her lips.

The way I was fingering her, hitting all her her spots, was making her squirt like a water hose: you know, when you kink it then let go with your thumb at the end. Eventually, after squirting so many times, probably close to 25 times ( never experienced anything like it), my shirt was completely soaked. Why I kept it on I don't know. Probably because the whole thing was so amusing. She ended up going through two more towels over the the course of the night.

I could imagine Towlie from South Park coming in saying, "anybody need a towel?"

She asked me how I knew how to do that to her, that her past girlfriend didn't even know how to make her orgasm that. She was completely confused that I could do that, or know how to please her like that. She was a happy little school girl, livened up and cheerful.

It was funny.
 
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Huffman

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Night-hawk said:
you know, when you kink it then let go with your thumb at the end.
No I don't, please explain in greater detail :eek:
 

VladPatton

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Old Faithful! LOL Great story.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Ah! Haha, I was expecting a secret sex technique :D
 
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