"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Nailed My First (Self-Proclaimed) Lezzy.

Night-hawk

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The "ironing is delicious", as Bart would say. It was last 'hump day' and I met up early in the night with a girl I met on Tinder. Our date didn't last very long, and went rather bland. So when we finished up and she left I already had a few drinks, that and a couple guy acquaintances happened to be at the same bar.

After having a couple more drinks one buddy mentioned hitting up another venue. I said, sure, fvck it.

Not long after getting there I met this 39 year girl ( who I thought looked more 29, attractive to me at the time) out on the deck. I have a thing for girls with braces. I went up to her, said hey, and told her how adorable her braces are and how she has nice lips and I want to kiss them - to which she welcomed.

I isolated her and we hung out and built some rapport. She initially hesitated leaving with me, and suggested we hit the dance floor. We danced for awhile and I eventually convinced her to head back to her place for drinks.

At her place I noticed she had a shelf of erotic books: on sex and females and art, so I was just saying to myself...perfect. We listened to tunes and had drinks, discussed naked art, laughed, told me about her last girlfriend....and then we got making out.

I then took off her pants and as I was about to finger her, she resisted slightly with a, "mm nah, mmmm" type sound; but, I didn't listen to what I knew she was going to like and wanted - so I continued. Right away she squirted. I kept going, though, and once she was in a state of amped up ecstasy, I unzipped my jeans put my rod to her lips.

The way I was fingering her, hitting all her her spots, was making her squirt like a water hose: you know, when you kink it then let go with your thumb at the end. Eventually, after squirting so many times, probably close to 25 times ( never experienced anything like it), my shirt was completely soaked. Why I kept it on I don't know. Probably because the whole thing was so amusing. She ended up going through two more towels over the the course of the night.

I could imagine Towlie from South Park coming in saying, "anybody need a towel?"

She asked me how I knew how to do that to her, that her past girlfriend didn't even know how to make her orgasm that. She was completely confused that I could do that, or know how to please her like that. She was a happy little school girl, livened up and cheerful.

It was funny.
 
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Huffman

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Night-hawk said:
you know, when you kink it then let go with your thumb at the end.
No I don't, please explain in greater detail :eek:
 

VladPatton

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Old Faithful! LOL Great story.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Huffman

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Ah! Haha, I was expecting a secret sex technique :D
 
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