"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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"nah, that's against my religion"

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Heretic

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So, I'm really bored tonight (no school tomorrow) and I called most of my friends and they're either at work or busy.

So I text message this one girl that I used to have a crush on:

Me: Wanna sneak into the movies with me? It'll be an adventure & free movie
Her: nah, that's against my religion

what should i reply to this? I know for a fact that it's not, this girl's not the cleanest one lol

i was thinking of just saying "your loss".
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Potbelly

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Yeah uh...given that your name is HERETIC maybe you shouldn't go for the Jesus freaks.

Btw tell them Jesus is in your pants. Works EVERYTIME!

I think I'm going to use the "sorry, against my religion" line to get out of stuff hahaha.
 
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