"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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"nah, that's against my religion"

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Heretic

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So, I'm really bored tonight (no school tomorrow) and I called most of my friends and they're either at work or busy.

So I text message this one girl that I used to have a crush on:

Me: Wanna sneak into the movies with me? It'll be an adventure & free movie
Her: nah, that's against my religion

what should i reply to this? I know for a fact that it's not, this girl's not the cleanest one lol

i was thinking of just saying "your loss".
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Potbelly

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Yeah uh...given that your name is HERETIC maybe you shouldn't go for the Jesus freaks.

Btw tell them Jesus is in your pants. Works EVERYTIME!

I think I'm going to use the "sorry, against my religion" line to get out of stuff hahaha.
 
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