"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Mystery said "never ask for her number"

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When sarging, Mystery gets 3 phones #s in one night. He said he never ask for their number, they ask for his first everytime. How is this possible? How does he do it? Swoop would like to learn this skill.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Swoop will definitely try different methods to attain the #s. But having the girl ask for your number has to be the ultimate skill.

Thanks for the tips Shezzman!
 

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this is rare for me but its happened a few times b4

sometimes u'd be talking about where u go to skool or wateva and shes like "hey i pass by there sometimes. hav u got a cell phone? i'll give u a ring weneva im in ur area"
 

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Originally posted by The_Shezzler
Nah...having the girl ask to fvck you is the ultimate skill hehe

Good Luck

Sarge On...
Ah! I meant only in the context of getting #s. Bot of course you are right. That is the ultimate skillz!
 

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Originally posted by dyce
this is rare for me but its happened a few times b4

sometimes u'd be talking about where u go to skool or wateva and shes like "hey i pass by there sometimes. hav u got a cell phone? i'll give u a ring weneva im in ur area"
Yea, it is rare. The closest experience I got was when I just have a good conversation with this girl. And I said something like "It would be nice to do all those things (outdoor stuff), wish I had a friend like you to do it with." Then she suddenly said, "Well, then you should have my phone number... " It took me by suprised, she offer her phone number to me. I didn't go further with this because she is married. Although it could very well be a platonic frienship hangout type thing, but I didn't want to play with fire.

DING DING DING! (INSIGHT RECEIVED) Ah! I see how suggestive lines can lead her to give up the numbers or ask you for your number. Wow.. I must perfect this skill.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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couple weeks ago two girls i met were totally interested in me, telling my friend i was hot, etc. at the end of the night one of the girls asked for my number before she went home; "can i grab your number?" she asked... i gave it to her. even kissed her. the other girl got my number from someone. i don't know who but there you have it. didn't even need to ask for a number. but you do need to get their interest level pretty high.
 

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I have had success just handing my cell to a girl and saying 'put your number in here'.
 

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If he is asking how to get her to offer her number, I think Mystery/Style's line is something like:

"How can we continue this conversation at a later date?"
 

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Originally posted by locarius
If he is asking how to get her to offer her number, I think Mystery/Style's line is something like:

"How can we continue this conversation at a later date?"
Good line. I will try this out too.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Follow up

I've went for the fclose and gotten numbers for later review. Neither method is garuanteed to work. I prefer to just go for it. This way I don't have to worry about her ever again. It either happens or it doesn't. I'm freed up without having to worry if she'll want to make plans for the following weekends and waste yet more of my time. Let them offer to meet you again, or move on. That's my theory.
 
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