"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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icebox360

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i wanna meet a myspace honey, how can i hook-up with a myspace girl
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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KontrollerX

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Grow your hair long and dress all in black and pretend to be a depressed emo. :yes:
 

killbill

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dude most people on there are fake I wouldnt even mess with it. cause at the end who knows you might be talking to a dude...just go meet some real chicks.
 

ObieJuan

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google 'myspace editor', put together a decent looking page and share a few details about yourself. Take some pics, learn to use myspace angles (if you're not that attractive). Find girls you're interested in, read a few details from their page and send an opening message- most girls' pages are filled to the brim with details, you'll find something. Joke around a little, establish rapport then suggest a place between the two of you to meet. I met a girl on myspace that went to the same gym as me which made it easy- but you get the idea.

Myspace isn't really much different then meeting someone in the real world, you need the same skills...it's a little more difficult without body language and tonality of your voice to convey things but it can be done with similar success. Give it a shot my friend.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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