"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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MYSPACE INSTRUCTIONS - from 1st message to 1st date (VERY INFORMATIVE)

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I see how this works magic. It is like for the lazy player. You sit on your azz, go through robotic motions with every single girl, and after 2 hours, you end up with 10 #s, 5 dates, and 2 potential sex partners for the week. The thing that I feel about this, is that this is a VERY VERY GOOD techinique to use for those who want p$ssy, but are just kind of lazy and want the p$ssy the easy way. That is not a bad thing by any means.

Also, it it totally fine to go through the motions online and have the same exact convo with every chick, as long as it results in you getting her # at the end. The end justifies the means.

Of course, from there on out, you had better not be robotic and be cool, confident, sweet, and whatever else you need to be to see her in person.

In person, just isolate, escalate, and hook up.

I love this thread, its very formulaic, but hey, that is the way you need to be to easily pull #s off of myspace.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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The Realest Thing said:
I see how this works magic. It is like for the lazy player. You sit on your azz, go through robotic motions with every single girl, and after 2 hours, you end up with 10 #s, 5 dates, and 2 potential sex partners for the week. The thing that I feel about this, is that this is a VERY VERY GOOD techinique to use for those who want p$ssy, but are just kind of lazy and want the p$ssy the easy way. That is not a bad thing by any means.

Also, it it totally fine to go through the motions online and have the same exact convo with every chick, as long as it results in you getting her # at the end. The end justifies the means.

Of course, from there on out, you had better not be robotic and be cool, confident, sweet, and whatever else you need to be to see her in person.

In person, just isolate, escalate, and hook up.

I love this thread, its very formulaic, but hey, that is the way you need to be to easily pull #s off of myspace.
Online is awesome....I don't know why people hate on it. I am going back home for winter break tomorrow and I have about 10 chicks I'm gonna call up because of online...you can't do that in real life.
 
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I remember a while back, my parents were on vacation for 3 weeks. Needless to say, I used myspace to get 5 different girls to just come over, drink with me, have sex, and leave. What did lazy me do? sat on my azz and waited for the p$ssy to come to me. (of course, I invited the p$ssy to come over and "chill and drink").

Girls on myspace love when you just want to "chill" - it's very low pressure and not creepy like "let us get together sometime and get to know each other better"

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what line did you use? the "youre so beautiful" one?
yup, that's the one i use the most. i convays interest and it usually goes over well, even with the hot ones, that ur not jus another stupid guy sayin dumb stuff about her pics.
 

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We were doing presentations in one of my class today so me and my buddies sat in the back of the lecture hall with our laptops and I gave this a shot and sent messages to about 70 girls with messages like "Hey, whats your sn? Your wicked hot" and the like. Well, it's 10 o'clock and I just got back from the on campus lounge and a night of pool to find my myspace had 10 messages with girls screennames. I don't know if I am going to IM them, but I thought it was a fun little expirement.

And the nice thing about messages is that my girlfriend won't see the comments on my page, haha.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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