"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Myspace ho gets busted by mom and brother
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
KontrollerX
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4Wm4DXkcj0&feature=related
This is much funnier hehe.
Oh and that chick's brother is a douche.
This is much funnier hehe.
Oh and that chick's brother is a douche.
SmoothTalker
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Wow that mom has no control over either of her kids.. Why would she let the brother do that?
Bible_Belt
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SmoothTalker said:
I thought the same thing.
EricInTheHouse
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I hate Myspace.... I hate Tom.....what an Azzhole..... he's ruined many marriages with Myspace... screw you Tom... LOL
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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Anyone have a link to her Myspace?... [/url]ketostix said:
penkitten
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well if little miss 18 wants to date myspace guys, why doesn't she just move out of her moms house?
and if i were mom, instead of taking away her car for a week, i'd stop paying the internet bill instead... there simple no more myspace haha
and if i were mom, instead of taking away her car for a week, i'd stop paying the internet bill instead... there simple no more myspace haha
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www.Myspace.com/Ihatestupidfreakinmyspacecausetomisaazzholepenkitten said:
I wish all those sites would go away... Do the forums...that's where it's at
PRMoon
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This situation is not an unusual one. A single parent with two stupid kids, is normal. An 18 year old loser ho, who's too stupid to charge guys in order to get away from her mom, is normal. A brother who harasses his sister about how much of a dumb ho she is, is normal. The only thing that makes it abnormal is the abnormaly large number of people who can now view this stuff on their cell phones. It's media evolution and it's cool as hell.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.