"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Myspace ho gets busted by mom and brother
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4Wm4DXkcj0&feature=related
This is much funnier hehe.
Oh and that chick's brother is a douche.
This is much funnier hehe.
Oh and that chick's brother is a douche.
SmoothTalker
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Wow that mom has no control over either of her kids.. Why would she let the brother do that?
Bible_Belt
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SmoothTalker said:
I thought the same thing.
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I hate Myspace.... I hate Tom.....what an Azzhole..... he's ruined many marriages with Myspace... screw you Tom... LOL
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
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Anyone have a link to her Myspace?... [/url]ketostix said:
penkitten
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well if little miss 18 wants to date myspace guys, why doesn't she just move out of her moms house?
and if i were mom, instead of taking away her car for a week, i'd stop paying the internet bill instead... there simple no more myspace haha
and if i were mom, instead of taking away her car for a week, i'd stop paying the internet bill instead... there simple no more myspace haha
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www.Myspace.com/Ihatestupidfreakinmyspacecausetomisaazzholepenkitten said:
I wish all those sites would go away... Do the forums...that's where it's at
PRMoon
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This situation is not an unusual one. A single parent with two stupid kids, is normal. An 18 year old loser ho, who's too stupid to charge guys in order to get away from her mom, is normal. A brother who harasses his sister about how much of a dumb ho she is, is normal. The only thing that makes it abnormal is the abnormaly large number of people who can now view this stuff on their cell phones. It's media evolution and it's cool as hell.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.