"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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AgentRice

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so this girl messages me on the space lol and talks about being new to the area blah blah, thought i was cute blah blah.. so i get the digits and send her mine

she wants to go to the beach and chill but im busy so i say im busy shes like oh, so i set up a later time n date and she agrees, her phone busts and miscommunication happens but i ended up doing other **** that night so we miss another time.. so time goes by and we work out another date and then she doesnt call that night so i again do my thing and go out with another girl. she gets her phone back and we set up tonight beach at sunset

so i meet her at the beach and we talk for a bit, cute girl, very nice, good conversation. were out there and im just giving enough info but leaving enough mystery. get back to her car sit on the bed of the truck talk for a lil more, work tomm blah set up a date for this week. she gives me a hug i lift her, she looks up so i go in for the kill.. i mean kiss. and yea good times.. i then backed off and she had her eyes closed and had that look on her face and snapped back to it lol..

good times
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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ProDJ26

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guywhoneedshelp said:
MySpace is the space between her left and right leg.

Go for it dude!
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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