"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Myers Briggs Personality Test

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I'd be interested to hear the results from the guys who took the test. For those unaquainted, it's a personality test derived from 8 factors, and based on your answers to questions, you end up with a certain 4.

I am an INTP (Introverted, Intuitive, Thinking, Perceiving).

Read this and you'll have a *very* good idea of who I am:
http://www.intp.org/intprofile.html

Finding out about your type will help you identify your strengths and weaknesses in pretty much all areas of life. Not to mention that knowing other people out there have a similar world-view and thought patterns makes you feel like less of a fukking alien, heh (INTP's are pretty rare).

I encourage you to take the test, an *official* (non-online) one if possible.

Cheers,
Duke
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I'm definately not a fan of this test. Can't be bothered explaining though.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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This test tells you about your personality just as much as IQ tests tell you about your intelligence.

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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mby i'm just having a blonde moment, but where do u take the actual test?
 
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Yes I have taken this test also and am rather disappointed with it's method. Many questions on it are far too generalized and are not an accurate measure.

Ex. In a group of people, you are...
A) Shy, and tend to wait to be approached.
B) Jumping in to conversations and adding to them.

Well, it all depends on the situation. Maybe 5 out of 30 times at a party you jumped in! But the other 25 you stayed shy. It's safe to assume that picking A would be accurate.
Now 15 times of 30 you were the life of the party. And vise versa. What do you pick? Maybe those 15 parties where you were shy was with a crowd of people who were cat-eating PETA activists. Do you pick A, or B?

Its like a buffet; how can you know what you like until you try all the dishes? How can you know who you are until you experience all there is?

Please note my bias, I took this test as a career choice kind of thing.
 
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INFJ

INFJs are gentle, caring, complex and highly intuitive individuals. Artistic and creative, they live in a world of hidden meanings and possibilities. Only one percent of the population has an INFJ Personality Type, making it the most rare of all the types.

you write well because you can formulate your ideas clearly... you have integrity and consistency

INFJs have uncanny insight into people and situations

They are usually right, and they usually know it

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Interesting.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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You guys can also try www.colorgenics.com and try the mood analysis, it's pretty accurate and also probably shorter then the test you took. I took the test (I think), but in order to get the full results I had to buy something.
 
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The problem with these obvious tests is that people lie to themselves.

For example, shy guys who *want* to be popular will answer questions pretending they are not shy.

As said before, an example:

In a group of people, you are...
A) Shy, and tend to wait to be approached.
B) Jumping in to conversations and adding to them.


A shy person who secretly wants to be outgoing will answer B. The reality is still A.
 
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ENTP. I took a bunch of these tests for our business school and was surpsrised at how accurate this was.

I also took another long battery of tests for various things as was described as a Creative Theorist, which they told me is very rare.

Creative Theorists are highly imaginative and excel at being innovative and conjuring up notions of what could be.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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