My weiner is a Winner!

[SexxiKing777]

You wanna make your weiner a winner like mine? Well I'm sorry to say ut yours will never be as ballin as mine because my weiner is the best weiner in the world

But you can improve your weiner. Right now you should look in the mirror. Look yourself right in the eye and say "I am a pimp". Then without a second thought, ripped you pants down and expose your tool.

I want you too look at your wiener and say that you love it and that it is better than any man's weiner. Say that it can make any woman ***. Say that it's like a swiss army knife, useful for all situations (And vaginas) and that it can't be beat.

All this seems stupid I know, but you have to feel good about your self and you weiner. If you do this everyday then you will start to believe it and you will feel good about your weiner. And when you feel good about your weiner, than girls will feel good about your wiener too:yes:

SO go on gentlemen. Feel good about yourself and remember, you are a winner. Your wiener is a winner

 

[Daddy The Pimp]

All this seems stupid I know, but you have to feel good about your self and you weiner. If you do this everyday then you will start to believe it and you will feel good about your weiner...

.. and than, all the sudden, when you go to gym and get into the shower with other guys, you start to feel good about their weiners too. Than you start feeling good about being present in a weiner room. Than you start loving them more and more.

Aside of the joke, its pretty good to say good things to yourself in the mirror. Affirmations. But talking to your weiner will get you obsessed with it, and we do not want that.

 

[YogurtSlinger]

When you talk to it, does it look you in the eye or does it stare at the floor? Your wiener may have confidence issues.


BTW, this might just be the gayest thread ever. Even gayer than that thread on the main forum where the dude got felt up by another dude.

 

[SexxiKing777]

I talk to my weiner because it is worth talking to. it is special just like yours should be

Girls won't want a man who's not confident in his abilities. Stop doubting yourselves and your weiners

 

[WaRpEd]

Well that's one method of self-affirmation.

You don't have to take it to such a perverted extent, try being a little more classy.