"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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My weiner is a Winner!

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You wanna make your weiner a winner like mine? Well I'm sorry to say ut yours will never be as ballin as mine because my weiner is the best weiner in the world:cool:

But you can improve your weiner. Right now you should look in the mirror. Look yourself right in the eye and say "I am a pimp". Then without a second thought, ripped you pants down and expose your tool.

I want you too look at your wiener and say that you love it and that it is better than any man's weiner. Say that it can make any woman ***. Say that it's like a swiss army knife, useful for all situations (And vaginas) and that it can't be beat.

All this seems stupid I know, but you have to feel good about your self and you weiner. If you do this everyday then you will start to believe it and you will feel good about your weiner. And when you feel good about your weiner, than girls will feel good about your wiener too:yes:

SO go on gentlemen. Feel good about yourself and remember, you are a winner. Your wiener is a winner:up:
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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SexxiKing777 said:
All this seems stupid I know, but you have to feel good about your self and you weiner. If you do this everyday then you will start to believe it and you will feel good about your weiner...
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.. and than, all the sudden, when you go to gym and get into the shower with other guys, you start to feel good about their weiners too. Than you start feeling good about being present in a weiner room. Than you start loving them more and more.

Aside of the joke, its pretty good to say good things to yourself in the mirror. Affirmations. But talking to your weiner will get you obsessed with it, and we do not want that.
 
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When you talk to it, does it look you in the eye or does it stare at the floor? Your wiener may have confidence issues.


BTW, this might just be the gayest thread ever. Even gayer than that thread on the main forum where the dude got felt up by another dude.
 
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I talk to my weiner because it is worth talking to. it is special just like yours should be

Girls won't want a man who's not confident in his abilities. Stop doubting yourselves and your weiners
 
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Well that's one method of self-affirmation.

You don't have to take it to such a perverted extent, try being a little more classy.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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