"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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my virgin gf asks me for a blood test...

pipe007

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so I finally found a quality girl, has everything im looking for, and she is really happy with me. Great!

we been exclusive bf and gf for 3 months now, so yesterday I felt its been a good amount of time since we had the last talk that I would wait until she is ready for sex, because she is 19 and a virgin, Im her first bf which I think its great.... well yesterday we were just doing some foreplay and stuff and I asked her if she felt more comfortable with me and that she would see herself doing it with me.

well she said yes, that she is ready... but that she wants me to do a blood test just in case.... So I was taken by surprise by her comment, but I feel she is a quality girl and I said, if that will make u feel secure, then we can do that.

now, last time I had a blood test, I came positive for HSV 1, (herpes 1) the one that is suppsed to be in the mouth, even though I never get the symptoms ,,, Though I get cold sores once every six months, but I've had that since i was a kid....

I like this girl, I want things to work, Im a bit concerned that she will freak out if the test comes positive for oral herpes... i think well its not genital herpes that could be worse.... but IDK how to preceed here....

feeling a bit down, dont really wanna break up with her, i dont think she would if she found out, but Im not sure... is there a way to get tested for all STDs and genital herpes and NOT for oral herpes?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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powpow

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The majority of the population has HSV-1 and will test positive for it during a blood test. Your doctor will vouch for this.
 

terran2k

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you put this girl on a pedistal, like she's so perfect and you're not.
who knows what nasty azz sh!t she's had down there and will never EVER tell you.
I guess I can't argue with her wanting safe sex, still make sure you wrap it up though.
tell her what you got, if she don't like it, well sucks to be her for ditching a good guy like you.
dont become a liar.
everybody's got flaws man, you're only 3 months in, wait till after 6 months, when you start finding out sh!t about her. you'll see.
 

Bible_Belt

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Herpes is spread by skin-to-skin contact much more so than actual penetrative sex. Just don't kiss any part of her when you have a cold sore, and you will both be fine.
 

PDubb75

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powpow said:
The majority of the population has HSV-1 and will test positive for it during a blood test. Your doctor will vouch for this.
I'm no doctor, but I can vouch for this, as I work at an STD testing company. Many of our customers test "positive" for it, however, more in the "warning" range. We don't consider these positive tests.

pipe007 said:
is there a way to get tested for all STDs and genital herpes and NOT for oral herpes?
Absolutely. I'm not going to advertise my company on here, but feel free to contact me if you want more info. You can select the tests that you want performed.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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