old_skoolr
Master Don Juan
So I'm kickin' it after work with some mates at a restaurant. My mate pulls out the phone and starts playing Tinder, he gets a match with a cute little 18 year old.
Now my friends aren't much of talkers, so I offered to talk to her for him. I asked are you serious about this or do you want me to just troll her. He goes troll her. So i message her.
Old_Skoolr: Do you recycle?
Her: I reduce, reuse and recycle.
OS: Well then reduce your clothes, reuse my c.ock and recycle the jizz in your mouth.
Her: lol I'm a virgin
Now at this time I thought, this girls mentally retarded. What girl would accept a guy saying that right off the bat of talking to him. Alas I continued:
OS: GTFOH your a virgin
Her: I am, what would you do to me if we met up?
Can you say c.ock hungry? I thought of something really messed up, just to see how desperate this girl is and how much is she willing to go through.
OS: I'd bend you over my kitchen table, finger f.uck you till you squirt on my kitchen floor and then whisper in your ear "Now go get dinner started"
Her: That's hot, what else would you do to me?
The dirty s.lut wanted more, so I tried to go all out on this and be as perverted as I can. NOTE PARENTAL DISCRETION IS ADVISED
OS: I'd stick my d.ick in your a.ss, pull out, wipe your s.hit on your face and whisper in your ear "simba", just so I can preserve your virginity.
Now...if your a self respecting girl with values and morals....there is no way in hell you'd be ok with what I just wrote. But her reply showed how much D.ick she was craving.
Her: lol i'm not a virgin hun, what nationality are you?
LOL this shows, that if your decent looking, with enough balls and confidence. You can say anything to a girl and most likely come off positive. haha
Happy Tindering
Now my friends aren't much of talkers, so I offered to talk to her for him. I asked are you serious about this or do you want me to just troll her. He goes troll her. So i message her.
Old_Skoolr: Do you recycle?
Her: I reduce, reuse and recycle.
OS: Well then reduce your clothes, reuse my c.ock and recycle the jizz in your mouth.
Her: lol I'm a virgin
Now at this time I thought, this girls mentally retarded. What girl would accept a guy saying that right off the bat of talking to him. Alas I continued:
OS: GTFOH your a virgin
Her: I am, what would you do to me if we met up?
Can you say c.ock hungry? I thought of something really messed up, just to see how desperate this girl is and how much is she willing to go through.
OS: I'd bend you over my kitchen table, finger f.uck you till you squirt on my kitchen floor and then whisper in your ear "Now go get dinner started"
Her: That's hot, what else would you do to me?
The dirty s.lut wanted more, so I tried to go all out on this and be as perverted as I can. NOTE PARENTAL DISCRETION IS ADVISED
OS: I'd stick my d.ick in your a.ss, pull out, wipe your s.hit on your face and whisper in your ear "simba", just so I can preserve your virginity.
Now...if your a self respecting girl with values and morals....there is no way in hell you'd be ok with what I just wrote. But her reply showed how much D.ick she was craving.
Her: lol i'm not a virgin hun, what nationality are you?
LOL this shows, that if your decent looking, with enough balls and confidence. You can say anything to a girl and most likely come off positive. haha
Happy Tindering
