"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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My theory on a majority of relationships.

DoItAgain

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I think most guys grow up having not much romantic or sexual attention from women...so then some ugly or at best average girl shows a lot of interest in them and makes things really easy for them...they think "I can't do any better" then convince themselves they're in love, and then they get married and have kids and spend their off-time looking at internet porn or checking out attractive women in a creepy way when their wife isn't looking.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Zarky

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DoItAgain said:
I think most guys grow up having not much romantic or sexual attention from women...so then some ugly or at best average girl shows a lot of interest in them and makes things really easy for them...they think "I can't do any better" then convince themselves they're in love, and then they get married and have kids and spend their off-time looking at internet porn or checking out attractive women in a creepy way when their wife isn't looking.
I think that accurately describes about 80% of the Western-world's marriage stories, yes.
 

catman

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I think that accurately describes about 80% of the Western-world's marriage stories, yes. You hit the nail on the head with this statement:up:
 

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Sadly, this is the truth for lots my friends out there. Add kids to the mix, and he is in for a hell of a ride.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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a lot of them end up with the low quality woman who chooses them...coz they live in scarcity they stick with the little attention they get...and put up with a lot of crap/misery!

they live in ignorance
 
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