"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
My Sparta
- Thread starter backseatjuan
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
backseatjuan
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Yep, it's Donbas National Militia fighting Ukrainian nazis.
You have somewhat same type of sht coming to your country. Those vs these, others vs the others, etc. It was setup this way for a long time.
You have somewhat same type of sht coming to your country. Those vs these, others vs the others, etc. It was setup this way for a long time.
Look boss, Every white person that doesn't bow down to the leftists is called a Nazi and a racist here. You calling someone a Nazi, well not only do i not believe you, but I'm starting to wonder if the people that get called nazis are the only ones who would have my back. I mean I've met Aryan brotherhood members, I've met at Aryan Nation members, and one kkk member being on the streets and have given me work, money, they've backed me up. Maybe it's not about hating other races, and you can love your own at the same time.
Florida has a lot of white supremacists. One time at a job I stared pulled off his shirt, big ole swastika on his chest. Another guy I met in a detox had one on the web in between his index finger an thumb, and on his tricept. All of these guys have been very good to me, especially in times I was alone with nothing and struggling. They're not bad people.
My road dog and a good friend of mine was Aryan nation, a prison gang, was locked up for 9 years. We hustled the streets together, shared everything we had, did everything together and looked out for each other. I just don't see them as bad people because they've been good too me. To me the enemy are people with even remotely antiwhite sentiment, or who use terms like "white privelege" those people deserve the rope I don't care who they are or what they are.
I don't even consider myself racist. I have black friends. I've worked with a lot of central Americans and a lot of them are wholesome family oriented people. It's just white people are under attack in the west, it's very real, and it should be stopped.
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backseatjuan
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You serve to be killed. I'm not even going to waste my time replying to you any further. Die in not knowing what's happening in the world and around you.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
They are real, They really look very dangerous. But I think it's cool. For some reason, the discussion of your Sparta reminded me of a couple of Jokes about the army . It seems to me, although I have never been in the army, that in each of these jokes there is some kind of real story that led us to a paradoxical or sophistic inference that amused us. How do you think?