"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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My questions answered...

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I posted the second time becuase my first post fell way to the back and I didnt figure that anyone would see it. I posted this time because I got the full story and I know all the details behind it. That's just wanted to know if, with all this new info, I should even care about it. I guess it's MY issue, right?

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Rollo Tomassi

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Heheh,..ya know I took a rocket ship to the moon the other day and was gonna put the Flag of Tomassi there for all to see, but godammit there's this flag that was already there with some stars and stripes on it (these guys are everywhere!) So you know what I did? I pulled that fvckin' thing up, put my own flag right where it was, dump that flag into space on my way back to earth and now the moon thinks I'm the only one that owns it.

The End.
 
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