"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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My pubes are turning gray!

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I can't imagine what I'll look like when my pubic hairs are totally a silvery white color. I'm from the old school, so I really don't want to shave my pubes. Plus it would look silly because I am a pretty hairy guy.

I'm in shape and relatively young, but my pubic area is quickly beginning to look like a 70 year old mans with all the gray hair.

Is this happening to any of you guys? What do the women think, and any derogatory remarks from buddies that happen to see you in the gym? What age did you pubes turn gray? Did you freak out?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Dude, if it weren't that it's about pubic hair, your post would sound as if it were written by a woman. But then again I guess women could go grey down there too.

I digress though. Dude, there's more to life than obsessing over your pubes!
 

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<cracking up>

I just spent two hours at a comedy open mic, and this post was funnier than anything I heard all night!

But seriously, check on your thyroid function, low thyroid can cause grey hairs. A naturopath (ND) will be more helpful than an MD in this case.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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My pubes are turning grey!

Heheheh,...

Welcome to the other side my friend.

Haha

:D
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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Hey, you guys can do what women do and pluck them! :p
 

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JUST for Men hair dye



if this stuff works for beards and side burns but it would work.

:cool:
 

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Dude, cut 'em off!!!

Much more flattering for the male gens anyway. Not a baby shave, just a crew cut. I do it and the fems like the tidiness.

sweet
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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doesnt seem like such a big deal.

any woman who would run terrified over some gray hairs is not a keeper anyhow.
 

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Originally posted by Bosher
Dude, cut 'em off!!!

Much more flattering for the male gens anyway. Not a baby shave, just a crew cut. I do it and the fems like the tidiness.

sweet
Do you do this yourself? I would be somewhat concerned about anything electrical and/or sharp getting down there.

The way you make it sound ("crew cut"), you ask for like a #2 guard at the barber shop or something. That would be awkward, I'd think.
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
The way you make it sound ("crew cut"), you ask for like a #2 guard at the barber shop or something. That would be awkward, I'd think.
Don't they call that "Manscaping" (as opposed to landscaping).
 

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Originally posted by Francisco d'Anconia
Don't they call that "Manscaping" (as opposed to landscaping).
That sounds even worse... would you use a "bushwhacker?" Sounds painful.
 

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
That sounds even worse... would you use a "bushwhacker?" Sounds painful.
But consider this, since we are in a botany state of mind, there is a marketing idea in all of this....

Ch-Ch-Ch-CHIA PUBES!!! :D
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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