"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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My pubes are turning gray!

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I can't imagine what I'll look like when my pubic hairs are totally a silvery white color. I'm from the old school, so I really don't want to shave my pubes. Plus it would look silly because I am a pretty hairy guy.

I'm in shape and relatively young, but my pubic area is quickly beginning to look like a 70 year old mans with all the gray hair.

Is this happening to any of you guys? What do the women think, and any derogatory remarks from buddies that happen to see you in the gym? What age did you pubes turn gray? Did you freak out?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Francisco d'Anconia

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Dude, if it weren't that it's about pubic hair, your post would sound as if it were written by a woman. But then again I guess women could go grey down there too.

I digress though. Dude, there's more to life than obsessing over your pubes!
 

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<cracking up>

I just spent two hours at a comedy open mic, and this post was funnier than anything I heard all night!

But seriously, check on your thyroid function, low thyroid can cause grey hairs. A naturopath (ND) will be more helpful than an MD in this case.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Rollo Tomassi

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My pubes are turning grey!

Heheheh,...

Welcome to the other side my friend.

Haha

:D
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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Hey, you guys can do what women do and pluck them! :p
 

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JUST for Men hair dye



if this stuff works for beards and side burns but it would work.

:cool:
 

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Dude, cut 'em off!!!

Much more flattering for the male gens anyway. Not a baby shave, just a crew cut. I do it and the fems like the tidiness.

sweet
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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doesnt seem like such a big deal.

any woman who would run terrified over some gray hairs is not a keeper anyhow.
 

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Originally posted by Bosher
Dude, cut 'em off!!!

Much more flattering for the male gens anyway. Not a baby shave, just a crew cut. I do it and the fems like the tidiness.

sweet
Do you do this yourself? I would be somewhat concerned about anything electrical and/or sharp getting down there.

The way you make it sound ("crew cut"), you ask for like a #2 guard at the barber shop or something. That would be awkward, I'd think.
 

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
The way you make it sound ("crew cut"), you ask for like a #2 guard at the barber shop or something. That would be awkward, I'd think.
Don't they call that "Manscaping" (as opposed to landscaping).
 

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Originally posted by Francisco d'Anconia
Don't they call that "Manscaping" (as opposed to landscaping).
That sounds even worse... would you use a "bushwhacker?" Sounds painful.
 

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
That sounds even worse... would you use a "bushwhacker?" Sounds painful.
But consider this, since we are in a botany state of mind, there is a marketing idea in all of this....

Ch-Ch-Ch-CHIA PUBES!!! :D
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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