"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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My Pool Party Tommoro

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jiza101

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Hi,
im 17 and tommoro im having a pool party 15 people coming 7 guys 8 girls :>
Thing is im not comfortable with my body, like i have ***** tits and a bit of fat, unlike the rest of my friends who are basicly all muscly.
Now i need a few tips and so on, to help me out considering
a)im hosting the party
b)my bros doing the music
c)im not comfortable with my body AND its a pool party :/
d)any ideas to help me out
Its going to be 41 degrees celcius = HOT
so yer please give me a few ideas to help me get threw and make me a) pickup, and b)the party run well
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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IrReSiStIbLe

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Don't worry about it man...! Just wear a singlet if you're THAT embarrest... But seriously, dont give a ****, be proud of what u got ;)

U wanna pickup..? Spice the drinks with goatweed.. get them all horny...:D... nah, all i can say is- be confident... my 2 cents..

And dont forget to play RnB... ;)

Cheers,
IR.

P.S
Am i invited...? :D Just to even out the girl/guy ratio...? :D hehe have a good time..
 
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Man, don't be worried about your body at this point. You're only going to make it worse if you act all insecure about it. Just rock what you got for now. You may not be pulling chicks with your rock-hard abs, but it's not like you're MORBIDLY obese, right? Just go with it. But this should at least motivate you to get your ass in gear as far as exercise/diet is concerned.

As far as the party goes, just have fun! Since you're hosting, just be cool and talk to everyone. Again, if you start worrying about "making a pick-up," you're going to start acting insecure.

Insecurity is one of the top turn-offs for chicks.
 
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Wear a thong and let it all hang out!!!
 
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