"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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my pez story funny

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ok i had just started tafe, which is like uni cept easier, so it was about the 3rd week in and i was hanging with my best friend and someone we just met and we went into the capital it was near there its a fairly big city and we had 5 hours lunch time and we werent rich so of course we were bored but it was valentines and some tea company had hired these people to go roung with giant baskets of free cards and free heart lollies and stuff, so my friend grabs a bunch of cards and we walken past random stores and such and i see this really attractive blonde selling flowers outside toys r us i go up and ask her if they sell pez and shes like they do so i get some then we walk around some more and, my friend and i have a good idea we should rite this girl a free card and give her some free candy just for a laugh but i was too wussy to do it so my friend was comin with me,... but he turned around and i didnt notice until i was rite next to her so i continued the plan i gave her the card and the lollies the card went

"dear toys r us girl

will you be my valentine (came pre with that message)

from the pez guy"

now when i gave it to her she was like should i be scared and **** but i was just doin it outer boredom so neways walked off then we went and got some food in the food hall and scabed some more cards
we wrote in one to the red rooster chik i went up and gave it to her and she was like way happy lolz and her friend wanted one to so i made her one now these cards were done so bad they had stickmen drawings in em and looked like they were made by 2 yr olds but neways after giving away like 5 cards and getting positive responses we get the mother of all cards this one had the saying "im hoping to get lucky tonite" so we wrote this one up for the toys r us chik and im walken up to toys r us and she goes and hides inside or somethin so i go up and give it to the security guard to give to her and when he sees me he laughed and stuff like he knew it was a joke so we stand around about 40 m away from the store outside and we can see in the window and we see him give the card to her and there showin all these people and there all laughing in her face but she musta not relised it was a joke coz the manager comes out and walks towards me so i turn around and walk off but my 2 friends just stand there so i had to go back for em so i go back and she comes out and there not movin so i stand there neways the manager comes up and yells at me for like 5 minutes and my friends just stand there laughing there heads off it was funny as but i felt kinda sorry for the chick coz she woulda been scared she prob considered me a stalker but like i was laughing the whole time and i dont have a scary murderer laugh and im not scary i was even wearing my man im cool t shirt ... so yeh thats my pez story figured id share it with yall for a laugh
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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i counted 3 but that doesnt matter i aient puttin it in a book... so jus read it...
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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i always thought people who used aint were bad at writing, but i've never seen someone use aient.


it isnt even a word!

w/e, just put more periods in your paragraphs and we'll be fine
 

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umm if aient even a word how do u explain the cypress hill song "it aient easy"


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laterz
 
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