"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

Read more...

my pez story funny

sheep-man

Don Juan
Joined
Jun 25, 2006
Messages
78
Reaction score
0
ok i had just started tafe, which is like uni cept easier, so it was about the 3rd week in and i was hanging with my best friend and someone we just met and we went into the capital it was near there its a fairly big city and we had 5 hours lunch time and we werent rich so of course we were bored but it was valentines and some tea company had hired these people to go roung with giant baskets of free cards and free heart lollies and stuff, so my friend grabs a bunch of cards and we walken past random stores and such and i see this really attractive blonde selling flowers outside toys r us i go up and ask her if they sell pez and shes like they do so i get some then we walk around some more and, my friend and i have a good idea we should rite this girl a free card and give her some free candy just for a laugh but i was too wussy to do it so my friend was comin with me,... but he turned around and i didnt notice until i was rite next to her so i continued the plan i gave her the card and the lollies the card went

"dear toys r us girl

will you be my valentine (came pre with that message)

from the pez guy"

now when i gave it to her she was like should i be scared and **** but i was just doin it outer boredom so neways walked off then we went and got some food in the food hall and scabed some more cards
we wrote in one to the red rooster chik i went up and gave it to her and she was like way happy lolz and her friend wanted one to so i made her one now these cards were done so bad they had stickmen drawings in em and looked like they were made by 2 yr olds but neways after giving away like 5 cards and getting positive responses we get the mother of all cards this one had the saying "im hoping to get lucky tonite" so we wrote this one up for the toys r us chik and im walken up to toys r us and she goes and hides inside or somethin so i go up and give it to the security guard to give to her and when he sees me he laughed and stuff like he knew it was a joke so we stand around about 40 m away from the store outside and we can see in the window and we see him give the card to her and there showin all these people and there all laughing in her face but she musta not relised it was a joke coz the manager comes out and walks towards me so i turn around and walk off but my 2 friends just stand there so i had to go back for em so i go back and she comes out and there not movin so i stand there neways the manager comes up and yells at me for like 5 minutes and my friends just stand there laughing there heads off it was funny as but i felt kinda sorry for the chick coz she woulda been scared she prob considered me a stalker but like i was laughing the whole time and i dont have a scary murderer laugh and im not scary i was even wearing my man im cool t shirt ... so yeh thats my pez story figured id share it with yall for a laugh
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

Read more...

sheep-man

Don Juan
Joined
Jun 25, 2006
Messages
78
Reaction score
0
i counted 3 but that doesnt matter i aient puttin it in a book... so jus read it...
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

Read more...

Big Eee Zee

Master Don Juan
Joined
Mar 14, 2005
Messages
584
Reaction score
1
Age
39
Location
sweetville
i always thought people who used aint were bad at writing, but i've never seen someone use aient.


it isnt even a word!

w/e, just put more periods in your paragraphs and we'll be fine
 

sheep-man

Don Juan
Joined
Jun 25, 2006
Messages
78
Reaction score
0
umm if aient even a word how do u explain the cypress hill song "it aient easy"


...


laterz
 
Top